A side-effect of the decades of nurturing that political and psychological symbiosis has been the prevention of any credible leader emerging in Netanyahu’s wake. Caesarea, June 1 – Israel’s longest-serving head of government, forced to leave the position he has held ...
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The new procedures eliminate significant manpower-hours and material expenses. Jerusalem, May 20 – The country’s Elections Commission has decided to implement a number of changes to the conduct of elections as Israel faces the prospect of the fifth election cycle ...
Read More »Arab MKs Call On Constituents To Engage Only In Responsible Rioting, Mayhem
Haphazard planning, if any, doomed the efforts in 1947 and 48 to keep Jews at the mercy of others. Umm el-Fahm, May 6 – Weeks of Arab violence against Jews in Israel have prompted some among the Arab political leadership ...
Read More »NGOs Confident They Can Still Call Undetermined Bibi Successor ‘War Criminal’
“My first thought was it shouldn’t matter who it is, since Zionism is inherently a war crime,” acknowledged Omar Shakir of Human Rights Watch. Jerusalem, May 5 – The deadline for incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu to form a coalition ...
Read More »Beast Changes Mind, Will Eat Sanctimonious Irritating Useful Idiots First
“I don’t even have a soul and I feel drained after encountering them.” Tel Aviv, April 28 – The metaphorical monster threatening the conquest and subjugation of the otherwise free people of this society disclosed today that it has undergone ...
Read More »Prophet Samuel Thinking Maybe This Not Best Time To Suggest He Anoint Bibi
The dilemma facing Samuel carries extra valence in light of the political paralysis plaguing Israel. Ramah, April 19 – The seer most closely associated with the establishment of monarchy in Israel voiced his realization today that the current milieu might ...
Read More »Netanyahu Strategy Apparently To Wear Everyone Out With Repeated Elections Till He The Only Voter Left
Experts differ on the timetable for that eventuality. Caesarea, April 8 – Yet another electoral stalemate in Israel has the citizenry bracing for another contest as early as this coming summer, which will mark the fifth time in four years ...
Read More »Passover Recess Allows MKs Break From Accomplishing Nothing
Some respite from the grueling work of doing diddly-squat. Jerusalem, March 25 – Israeli legislators began to breathe easy today with the approach of the springtime Pesach festival, knowing that the time off before, during, and after the holiday allows ...
Read More »Protesters Struggle To Envision Life Without Bibi Against Whom To Protest
“I’m sure we’ll still have the Haredim to target as the source of our society’s ills.” Jerusalem, March 16 – A group of demonstrators who have dedicated their Saturday nights to cacophonous marches through the streets of Israel’s capital, bellowing ...
Read More »Bibi Mulls Courting Israeli Left By Emulating Biden, Sniffing Women’s Hair
Elections are scheduled for March 26. Caesarea, March 4 – Israel’s incumbent prime minister floated the idea today of appealing to segments beyond his traditional right-wing base by adopting some behaviors of the center-left American president, such as standing behind ...
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