Reelection may constitute the same type of bribery for which the premier now faces possible criminal prosecution, a case in which Netanyahu is alleged to have received positive media coverage. Jerusalem, March 26 – Israel’s Attorney General cautioned citizens ahead ...
Read More »Category Archives: Politics
Feed Subscription2-State Solution Has So Little Traction, Now Being Used As Lubricant
“When 2SS first came out, everyone expected a much greater degree of adherence.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A conceptual framework for the resolution of the century-old conflict between Jews and Arabs over sovereignty in the Holy Land once commanded ...
Read More »In Bold Move, Bibi Aims To Unify Otzma, Arab List Under Single Racist Banner
Experts offered cautious praise for Netanyahu’s willingness to think outside the traditional confines of Israeli politics. Jerusalem, March 6 – Israel’s political landscape underwent upheaval today following an announcement by the incumbent prime minister that ahead of parliamentary elections this ...
Read More »Study: Genghis Khan Bad, But At Least Didn’t Have Pic Of Kahane On Wall
Khan merely conquered his way across eastern and central Asia, leveling cities, putting entire regions to the sword, and crushing opposition by killing 10-15 million people in Iran alone. Tel Aviv, February 25 – Historians investigating the extent of slaughter ...
Read More »Reluctant Netanyahu OKs Recount Of Likud Valentines
Observers point to some risks for Netanyahu in approving the recount, and which explain his hesitation. Jerusalem, February 14 – Popular discontent over apparent irregularities in the distribution of affectionate messages and gifts among party Knesset hopefuls has led Prime ...
Read More »New Party Just Aggregator Of Other Parties
“Being an aggregator and posing as something original isn’t even original,” he added. “Tzipi Livni did it first.” Tel Aviv, February 5 – Tech analysts examining the composition of Israel’s most attention-grabbing political entity discovered today that the party produces ...
Read More »Labor OK With Extending Sovereignty Over Area C If New Citizens There Vote Labor
The party seeks to forestall electoral decline. Tel Aviv, January 23 – One of Israel’s founding political parties now faces electoral decline as the country’s electorate drifts rightward, but believes it can counter or stave off stagnation by compromising on ...
Read More »Muslim Representative Refuses To Forswear Congressional Pork
Analysts admitted confusion that the apparent hypocrisy has not caused conservatives to pounce. Detroit, January 16 – A freshman Congresswoman whose religious faith enjoins her from the consumption of porcine flesh nevertheless intends to indulge in significant pork during the ...
Read More »After Abbas Dissolves Parliament, Legislators Vow To Continue Doing Nothing
“Bombastic denunciations of Israel are always welcome, but that doesn’t put suicide bomber vests on the working Palestinian’s table.” Ramallah, January 7 – Palestinian lawmakers reacted with anger and frustration to President Mahmoud Abbas’s announcement last week disbanding the legislature, but promised ...
Read More »Parties Surprised To Learn Former General In Ranks Not A Requirement
“It had always bothered me that certain parties seemed to flout that law and no one said anything about it.” Jerusalem, December 27 – High-ranking officials in Israel’s various political parties gearing up for elections this coming April voiced astonishment ...
Read More »