“Numbers and rigorous mathematics are a Zionist deceit anyway,” shrugged Ayman Odeh, list chairman. Jerusalem, June 14 – Experts debunked a survey this afternoon measuring the popularity of each party were parliamentary elections held today, noting that the clearest evidence ...
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Feed SubscriptionEquality Advocates Puzzled Why No Non-Jews Have Applied For Rabbinate
“It’s frustrating, and maybe a little suspicious.” Tel Aviv, June 6 – Activists campaigning for representation of non-Jews in the official organs of governance in Israel voiced confusion today at statistics showing that despite efforts to open Rabbinic positions to ...
Read More »Joint List MK Not Saying Killing Jews Legitimate, But Killing Jews Legitimate
Zoabi assured reporters that she should not be misunderstood as endorsing violence, while she merely sought to endorse violence. Jerusalem, May 30 – A prominent legislator from the mostly-Arab alliance of parties in the Knesset stopped short of calling mortar ...
Read More »Left, Right Agree Criticizing Politicians’ Spouses Only Off Limits To Other Side
Families retain their status as private citizens and must not be held to the same level of scrutiny and accountability unless attached to a politician from the political opposition, in which case there are no holds barred. Jerusalem, May 24 ...
Read More »Netanyahu Found To Be Least-Corrupt Current Prime Minister Of Israel
The least corrupt prime minister Israel has had in at least nine years. Jerusalem, May 9 – Upheaval gripped the pundit class and political realm in Israel today following the release of a comprehensive academic study that found Binyamin Netanyahu ...
Read More »Netanyahu Staff Now Using Iranian Nuke CDs As Coasters
“It would be a shame to have so many CDs go to waste. My children’s preschool can only use so many of the things in crafts projects.” Jerusalem, May 1 – Employees at Israel’s Office of the Prime Minister found ...
Read More »Awkwardness As Muslim MK Found To Have DNA Of Apes, Pigs
The expected course of action in Islamic society will involve suppression, denial, or accusations that the test was either wrong or manipulated. Umm el-Fahm, April 30 – A vocal member of Israel’s Arab political scene lapsed into atypical silence this ...
Read More »Poll: Party With Sharansky, Batman, Gandhi, Steve Jobs Could Beat Netanyahu
Analysts and political hopefuls rushed to suggest how such a party might come into being. Tel Aviv, April 24 – Political commentators and operatives buzzed with excitement this week following the publication of a survey that found incumbent Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu ...
Read More »Petition: High Court Judges Must Forfeit State Salary; They Rule On Cases Where State A Party
They draw a salary far in excess of the median national monthly salary for full-time employees. Jerusalem, April 18 – As controversy swirls around the role of the judiciary in Israel and its relationship with the legislative branch of government, ...
Read More »Bibi Mulls Ordering Ministers To Stay Silent On Everything, Not Only Syria
He hopes to decide whether to order cabinet officials to remain silent at all times except behind closed official doors, with exceptions only he can authorize. Jerusalem, April 11 – Israel’s Prime Minister has begun considering expanding his order to ...
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