“Exactly none of the dead come from a demographic that would join a Zionist, or even Jewish, party, and I think we all know why that is.” Umm el-Fahm, April 3 – Officials from the parties composing the political alliance ...
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Feed SubscriptionBribes To Female Judges Only 70% Of Bribes To Male Counterparts
“That’s a disturbing indication of what’s wrong with our society.” Tel Aviv, March 20 – A troubling new study points to systemic discrimination in Israel so deep that women judges receive, on average, bribes that are almost a third lower ...
Read More »French Consulate Employee Caught Smuggling Votes To Meretz
Operatives arranged for votes from Palestinian-controlled areas, where they are not being used, to be smuggled into Israel. Jerusalem, March 19 – A volunteer with the consulate of France in Israel’s capital was arrested today and charged with smuggling votes ...
Read More »Gabbay Vows To Relocate US Embassy To Tel Aviv
He voiced belief that reversing Trump’s relocation would reestablish the international limbo that his party has always excelled at maintaining. Tel Aviv, March 13 – Labor Party Chairman Avi Gabbay reacted to reports of possible parliamentary elections this year by ...
Read More »Putin Asks Netanyahu To Hold Off On Early Elections Till Russia Can Finish Hacking
The cover story for ostensibly impending elections involves mutually exclusive red lines declared by the Haredi parties in the coalition and Yisrael Beiteinu. Jerusalem, March 7 – Officials at the Prime Minister’s Office reported today that the President of Russia ...
Read More »Breaking The Silence Activist Offers To Beat Palestinians If Prosecutors Indict Bibi
This time the evidence would leave no doubt that he had thoroughly abused Palestinians. Jerusalem, February 28 – Drama continued to surround a series of corruption cases involving Israel’s prime minister this afternoon as a prominent member of a human ...
Read More »Netanyahu Offered Bribe To Haaretz Publisher To Keep Up Antagonistic Coverage
It aimed at depicting his political rivals as deranged, obsessed, and dangerous, given the affinity between them and Haaretz. Tel Aviv, February 22 – New revelations continued to rock Israel’s political scene today as allegations emerged that the embattled prime ...
Read More »41 MKs Face Corruption Charges After Accepting Valentine’s Day Bouquets
The revelations came on the heels of a police decision to recommend criminal prosecution for Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in two cases. Jerusalem, February 15 – Scandal continued to rock Israel’s political scene yesterday as dozens of legislators were swept ...
Read More »NGO Cites Poll Showing 50% Of Arabs Want Migrants Deported To Prove Jews Are Racist
“We dispute the categorizing people as ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arab’ for the poll,” the report read. “NGO work calls for that distinction to be made only when it fits the narrative of evil-Jews.” Tel Aviv, February 7 – A human-rights-monitoring group ...
Read More »Female MKs Challenge Oren Hazan To Penis-Measuring Contest
“He better not blow this.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Women legislators from across the political spectrum voiced their frustration today with a colleague whose antics they contend shames the parliament, and dared him to measure his dong against theirs, with ...
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