The revelations came on the heels of a police decision to recommend criminal prosecution for Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in two cases. Jerusalem, February 15 – Scandal continued to rock Israel’s political scene yesterday as dozens of legislators were swept ...
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Feed SubscriptionNGO Cites Poll Showing 50% Of Arabs Want Migrants Deported To Prove Jews Are Racist
“We dispute the categorizing people as ‘Jewish’ or ‘Arab’ for the poll,” the report read. “NGO work calls for that distinction to be made only when it fits the narrative of evil-Jews.” Tel Aviv, February 7 – A human-rights-monitoring group ...
Read More »Female MKs Challenge Oren Hazan To Penis-Measuring Contest
“He better not blow this.” Jerusalem, January 30 – Women legislators from across the political spectrum voiced their frustration today with a colleague whose antics they contend shames the parliament, and dared him to measure his dong against theirs, with ...
Read More »Upcoming Netanyahu Speech To Polish Parliament Just The Words “Polish Death Camps” Over And Over
Employing his diplomatic immunity, Netanyahu will repeat the taboo phrase for the duration of his speech. Jerusalem, January 29 – Sources within the Prime Minister’s Office reported today that Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu will deliver an address to the Polish legislature later ...
Read More »Sarsour Promises Vaginas Confiscated From Hirsi Ali, Gabriel To Ahed Tamimi
The Tamimi clan has yet to offer a formal response; the couple was too busy fielding expressions of support for cousin Ahlam, accomplice to the slaughter of 15 people in a 2001 bombing. Tel Aviv, January 23 – A prominent Palestinian-American activist who styles ...
Read More »Opponents Sikh Of Netanyahu Trying To Curry Favor With India
The prime minister called talk of his supposed inability to conduct the business of the state a naan-issue. Jerusalem, January 17 – Political adversaries of the prime minister took to the media today to denounce him for using a trip ...
Read More »Left-Wing Pols Wish They Had Hostile Press To Attack, Blame
“Haaretz, at least, should know better, with its out-in-the-open prioritizing of political change over journalistic integrity.” Tel Aviv, January 10 – Members of Israel’s political Opposition and adherents of parties or ideologies at odds with the governing right-wing coalition expressed resignation ...
Read More »Commission On Inequality Demands To Know Why Only Construction Workers Killed In Construction Accidents
Figures show not a single death from a construction site accident among income earners of twenty-five-thousand shekels per month and above. Jerusalem, January 4 – An investigative committee formed to study socioeconomic gaps and to formulate policies to address them ...
Read More »Out-Of-Order Toilet Stall In Knesset To Be Named For Trump
Two lawmakers objected to the proposal, arguing that the clog-prone toilet should be named for other, more worthy candidates, perhaps people closer to home. Jerusalem, December 28 – Reports of discussions surrounding a proposal to name a future train station ...
Read More »Gov’t Clerks On Strike, No One Notices Difference In Service
Many government and public-sector employees find it difficult to transition from their routine stonewalling of citizens to the stonewalling that takes place as part of a strike. Jerusalem, December 20 – A strike among public-sector workers entered its fourth day ...
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