The projects include paving paradise, constructing a parking lot at the same location, a contract to operate a big yellow taxi service based there, another to build tree museum, and another to operate the facility and charge people the shekel ...
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Feed SubscriptionPeace Now Slams Joshua, David, For Promoting Settlement Beyond Green Line
“Joshua and David should have consulted us before they waged their short-sighted campaigns.” Tel Aviv, November 21 – Activists in the country’s leading organization promoting removal of Jewish communities from areas Palestinians claim for a future state are leveling criticism ...
Read More »Rabbi: Promiscuity, Homosexuality Cause Earthquakes Not To Destroy Knesset
“A truly God-fearing society would see the petty, manipulative, egotistic, narcissistic, greedy blowhards of the Knesset crushed into the ground.” Jerusalem, November 14 – Following the announcement by a prominent Iranian cleric that the deadly earthquake there on Sunday morning ...
Read More »Gov’t Project To Build Toilet For Flushing Away Money Goes Way Over Budget
“This kind of overflow in spending obviously requires attention, but it would be unwise to assume it can be sustained over the long term.” Jerusalem, November 8 – Ministry of Finance auditors have found that an initiative to construct a ...
Read More »Group Aims To Establish Dictatorship Of ‘The People,’ Oppress Actual People
Other than ambitious individuals who aim to seize power for themselves, supporters of such a system tend to populate countries that have never experienced its depredations. Caracas, November 1 – A movement of activists calling for overthrow of the prevailing ...
Read More »Scholars: Choosing Correct Political Side Entitles You To Be Total Prick
By the same process, incidentally, pundits, apologists, and politicians have always justified violence against Jews as ‘legitimate resistance to occupation.’ Tel Aviv, October 26 – A groundbreaking new study has confirmed for the first time what many people have concluded ...
Read More »Jeroboam Quits Judah To Form Yet Another Political Party
Several disgruntled former administration officials have joined the nascent movement, including a number from Jeroboam’s tribe of Ephraim. Shechem, October 22 – Israel’s fractured political scene continued its fragmentation today as a former Solomon administration official announced the formation of ...
Read More »Arab MKs Call Jewish Invocation Of Wind, Rain In Prayers ‘Appropriation’
The statement cited an impending UNESCO resolution declaring the meteorological phenomena of Israel to be part of Palestinian cultural heritage. Jerusalem, October 16 – As of last Thursday, Jewish liturgy calls for the thrice-daily prayers to begin mentioning God as ...
Read More »MK Oren Hazan Volunteers To Lead Relief Mission To Las Vegas
“It’s important for Israel to show solidarity with the people and… industry of Las Vegas in this difficult time.” Jerusalem, October 2 – A mass shooting at a concert in Las Vegas last night has prompted Israeli lawmaker Oren Hazan ...
Read More »Religious Parties Threaten To Topple Government If Knesset Not Gender-Segregated
“It’s only fitting that the place that shares its name with the Hebrew term for a synagogue be governed by similar rules.” Jerusalem, September 24 – Leaders of the ultra-orthodox parties in Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition flexed their ...
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