The plaza, which covers the area between the security gates and the entrance to the parliament building itself, features no plant life. Jerusalem, September 17 – Inspired by the civic spirit of an American preteen who volunteered to cut the ...
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Rabin’s candidacy for sainthood has been a matter of discussion within the Church of the Peace Process for more than twenty years. Tel Aviv, September 12 – The head of one of Israel’s most venerable ideological institutions has initiated a ...
Read More »Report: That’s What They WANT You To Think
They want you to succumb to conspiracy theories because it dumbs you down. Jerusalem, September 7 – Government documents obtained by journalists today reveal that what you have concluded from the information provided to you on earlier occasions matches with what ...
Read More »Zoabi: Arrests Of Palestinian Stabbers ‘Stifling Their Freedom Of Expression’
“Perhaps somebody should remind them what freedom of expression entails, maybe by firing rockets at them from the Gaza Strip.” Umm el-Fahm, September 3 – A firebrand Arab-Israeli parliamentarian has waded into controversy again, remarking Sunday that when Israeli security ...
Read More »Analysts Fear Netanyahu Corruption Probe Will Distract From Other Netanyahu Corruption Probes
Frustration over the diluted effect of multiple corruption probes of Netanyahu has had the counterintuitive effect of protests to demand more investigative activity. Jerusalem, August 30 – Analysts and political activists voiced concerns today that reports of an investigation into conflict-of-interest and ...
Read More »Study: Your Advocacy Is Fine; Others’ Advocacy Is ‘Special Interest Groups’
When you engage in such activity, it represents democratic accountability to the electorate, whereas when others perform functionally identical activities, they represent special interest groups who exploit or harm democratic systems for their own narrow ends. Jerusalem, August 22 – ...
Read More »Observers At Abbas-Gal-On Meeting Unsure Which More Irrelevant
“Their factions haven’t held sway in long time, but they’re still acting as if they matter. It’s kind of pathetic.” Ramallah, August 21 – Aides and other officials present at a meeting yesterday between Meretz Party Chairwoman Zahava Gal-On and ...
Read More »Kahlon Eyes Palestinian Death Penalty For Selling Homes To Jews As Housing Price Control Tool
Kahlon ordered the preparation of the report following the lackluster performance of his flagship housing initiative. Tel Aviv, August 16 – Rising real estate prices have put the purchase of a home beyond the reach of most Israelis who seek ...
Read More »Committee On Status Of Women Appoints Chief Mansplainer
“We trust him to distill and explain things that our female brains, addled by hormones, are ill-equipped to handle.” Jerusalem, August 9 – The Israeli legislature’s Committee on the Status of Women has appointed one of its male members to ...
Read More »Socialist Parties Ask Journalists Not To Report On Venezuela Unrest
Coverage of such developments might give the public the wrong idea about what happens when a government administers the economy and drives it into the ground. Jerusalem, July 31 – Figures across the left part of Israel’s political spectrum seek ...
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