Labor officials acknowledged Erekat’s argument. “It’s more or less true.” Ramallah, July 5 – Following the election of a yet another Israeli Jew as the new chairman of the country’s Labor Party, Palestinian leaders accused both the party and wider ...
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Feed SubscriptionMinistry Of Health Announces Recall Of Labor Primary
“None of the credible candidates offer the promise of eliminating or mitigating this threat to public health,” elaborated Aryush Itinmi. Jerusalem, July 3 – Public Health officials in Israel announced today they are recalling the latest batch of Labor Party ...
Read More »Knesset Cafeteria Found Infested By Politicians
“We cannot risk people being exposed to those vile creatures.” Jerusalem, June 28 – Health inspectors visiting Israel’s legislative compound have closed the site’s dining facility after discovering the space teeming with politicans. The room is expected to remain closed ...
Read More »BDS Slams Palestinian Entrepreneurs For Doing Business In Occupied Territory
“Conducting business in occupied areas legitimizes and cements occupation.” Geneva, June 21 – Demonstrators protested today outside the United Nations Human Rights Council, calling for Palestinians to stop running their businesses in areas under Israeli occupation, and to demand the ...
Read More »Opposition Fumes: AG Refuses To Investigate Netanyahu Culpability In London Fire
“What does he think he is, some objective personality?” Jerusalem, June 19 – Lawmakers from several Opposition parties in the Knesset voiced anger today at the Attorney General for not opening an inquiry into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu over possible ...
Read More »Study: Violent Thugs Only Definitive Of Other Side’s Ethos
“The data are clear on this,” asserted Straw Mann, lead author of the study. Tel Aviv, June 14 – Groundbreaking new research has confirmed a longstanding hypothesis according to which the violence committed by people or entities allied with your ...
Read More »Party’s Push For New Code Of Ethics Violates Existing Code Of Ethics
“Adherence to procedure is a cornerstone of democratic institutions and societies, which means we cannot simply disregard the traditional ban on codes of ethics.” Ramat Gan, June 11 – The Jewish Home Party kicked off efforts over the weekend to ...
Read More »Israeli Labor Party To Choose Its Next Irrelevant Leader
The party leadership has continued to conduct itself as if Labor’s positions still matter on a national level. Jerusalem, June 6 – Polling stations across Israel will open in several weeks for the Labor Party primaries, in which the party membership ...
Read More »Labor Promises Funding For Smoother Pavement On Road To Hell
“The current Minister of Transport might have some good intentions when it comes to this infrastructure, but not good enough. Labor can and will do better.” Tel Aviv, June 1 – Candidates in the upcoming primary for leadership of Israel’s ...
Read More »Joint List Rushes To Condemn Manchester Attack After Verifying Israelis Not Target
They would not, heaven forbid, thereby imply that it was a bad thing when Israelis are targeted for terrorism. Jerusalem, May 24 – The Joint List alliance of mostly-Arab parties in the Knesset issued its condemnation of Monday night’s bombing ...
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