“This was a bold, decisive move,” insisted Yuval Shebnitz, an official closely allied with King Bibi. Jerusalem, July 27 – King Bibi Hizkiyahu of Judah emptied the treasury of Solomon’s Temple and sent them as tribute to the advancing King ...
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Feed SubscriptionSeeing Govt’ Refuse To Escalate, Arab MKs Take Matters Into Own Hands
“As the Jewish proverb states, ‘In a place where there is no man, strive to be a man.'” Jerusalem, July 23 – The Israeli government’s relative restraint in the aftermath of two murdered police officers and more than a week ...
Read More »NY Times, Meretz In Content-Sharing Agreement
“Technically, it would be more democratic if we focused on Israelis, but politics is the art of compromise,” acknowledged MK Ilan Gilon. Tel Aviv, July 18 – A leading news and opinion powerhouse has joined forces with like-minded figures on ...
Read More »New Labor Chief Vows To Fight Religious Indoctrination, B’ezrat Hashem
Ssecular parents and activists fear a trend of religion encroaching on the secular public sphere, lo aleinu. Tel Baruch, Tel Aviv, July 13 – The new head of Israel’s largest Opposition party devoted his attention today to parents’ concerns that their ...
Read More »Palestinians Cry ‘Apartheid’ Over Election Of Jew To Lead Israeli Labor
Labor officials acknowledged Erekat’s argument. “It’s more or less true.” Ramallah, July 5 – Following the election of a yet another Israeli Jew as the new chairman of the country’s Labor Party, Palestinian leaders accused both the party and wider ...
Read More »Ministry Of Health Announces Recall Of Labor Primary
“None of the credible candidates offer the promise of eliminating or mitigating this threat to public health,” elaborated Aryush Itinmi. Jerusalem, July 3 – Public Health officials in Israel announced today they are recalling the latest batch of Labor Party ...
Read More »Knesset Cafeteria Found Infested By Politicians
“We cannot risk people being exposed to those vile creatures.” Jerusalem, June 28 – Health inspectors visiting Israel’s legislative compound have closed the site’s dining facility after discovering the space teeming with politicans. The room is expected to remain closed ...
Read More »BDS Slams Palestinian Entrepreneurs For Doing Business In Occupied Territory
“Conducting business in occupied areas legitimizes and cements occupation.” Geneva, June 21 – Demonstrators protested today outside the United Nations Human Rights Council, calling for Palestinians to stop running their businesses in areas under Israeli occupation, and to demand the ...
Read More »Opposition Fumes: AG Refuses To Investigate Netanyahu Culpability In London Fire
“What does he think he is, some objective personality?” Jerusalem, June 19 – Lawmakers from several Opposition parties in the Knesset voiced anger today at the Attorney General for not opening an inquiry into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu over possible ...
Read More »Study: Violent Thugs Only Definitive Of Other Side’s Ethos
“The data are clear on this,” asserted Straw Mann, lead author of the study. Tel Aviv, June 14 – Groundbreaking new research has confirmed a longstanding hypothesis according to which the violence committed by people or entities allied with your ...
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