Instead, the trolls have discovered, they have been engaging in these activities out of conviction that the prosperity and security of the world’s only Jewish State is a key value in their identity and sense of purpose. Jerusalem, April 26 ...
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“Holocaust survivors are a national resource for us as politicians seeking to score moral or rhetorical points, and it’s downright irresponsible to allow them to die like that.” Tel Aviv, April 19 – Political figures on the Israeli Left pounced ...
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“You can’t just show me a Wikipedia article that relegates the political side to a single small paragraph and tell me it celebrates something deeper.” Jerusalem, April 18 – Political figures across Israel expressed wonderment today at the revelation that ...
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“Tom Jones, Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, the Pet Shop Boys – and that’s just through June. When the heck are we going to conduct the business of this party – and of this country?” Tel Aviv, April 6 – Leadership of ...
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Not even a switch to boxers prevented the phenomenon from worsening, the sources indicate. Tel Aviv, April 2 – Michal Herzog has grown weary of mending and replacing the briefs her husband gets destroyed when subjected to his daily humiliation ...
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Zoabi argued that the institutionalized discrimination of Israeli society and political system meant she must be given first use of the swing. Jerusalem, March 28 – Yesterday marked the first day of the Passover break in the Israeli parliament, prompting ...
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“Foreign relations are supposed to be something he’s good at,” observed an aide who spoke on condition of anonymity. “But no relations have taken place between him and females abroad, as far as anyone can tell, in years.” Jerusalem, March ...
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“Elections aren’t in the air until Tzipi decides she’s had enough with her current position of political irrelevance and desires a new one of even greater irrelevance.” Tel Aviv, March 19 – A coalition crisis has pundits predicting the demise ...
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Herzog was heard to mumble, “Et tu, Buji?” Tel Aviv, March 15 – Labor Party leader Isaac Herzog returned to his beloved city of Tel Aviv today amid throngs of supporters, and there encountered an oracle who greeted him with ...
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“Pantsuits as far as the eye could see.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Close followers of sartorial fashion trends has harsh words for female lawmakers today, criticizing them for unattractive clothing choices in honor of International Women’s Day. Fashion critics laced ...
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