Not even a switch to boxers prevented the phenomenon from worsening, the sources indicate. Tel Aviv, April 2 – Michal Herzog has grown weary of mending and replacing the briefs her husband gets destroyed when subjected to his daily humiliation ...
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Feed SubscriptionKnesset Recess Begins: Zoabi, Bitan Fight Over Whose Turn To Use Swings
Zoabi argued that the institutionalized discrimination of Israeli society and political system meant she must be given first use of the swing. Jerusalem, March 28 – Yesterday marked the first day of the Passover break in the Israeli parliament, prompting ...
Read More »Bibi Souring On Minister Of Foreign Affairs Role – Has Not Had Even One Foreign Affair
“Foreign relations are supposed to be something he’s good at,” observed an aide who spoke on condition of anonymity. “But no relations have taken place between him and females abroad, as far as anyone can tell, in years.” Jerusalem, March ...
Read More »Report: Elections Not Imminent Unless Livni Forms New Party
“Elections aren’t in the air until Tzipi decides she’s had enough with her current position of political irrelevance and desires a new one of even greater irrelevance.” Tel Aviv, March 19 – A coalition crisis has pundits predicting the demise ...
Read More »On Ides Of March, Soothsayer Warns Herzog, “Yeah, Whatever”
Herzog was heard to mumble, “Et tu, Buji?” Tel Aviv, March 15 – Labor Party leader Isaac Herzog returned to his beloved city of Tel Aviv today amid throngs of supporters, and there encountered an oracle who greeted him with ...
Read More »Fashionistas Bash Female MKs International Women’s Day Attire As ‘Frumpy’
“Pantsuits as far as the eye could see.” Jerusalem, March 8 – Close followers of sartorial fashion trends has harsh words for female lawmakers today, criticizing them for unattractive clothing choices in honor of International Women’s Day. Fashion critics laced ...
Read More »Interrogators Forget Which Criminal Probe Of Netanyahu They’re Conducting
It does not help, say experts, that the news media and Opposition politicians conflate the various investigations. Tel Aviv, March 6 – Investigators questioning Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu in one of several open inquiries into his alleged misconduct in multiple ...
Read More »Diversity Advocates Denounce Absence Of Nazis From Knesset
“The same goes for followers of Osama Bin Laden – how can this country make a serious claim to diversity without such people in the legislature?” Jerusalem, March 1 – Social activists decried the composition of Israel’s legislature today, calling ...
Read More »Joint List Fears Azaria Sentence Enough For Israeli Leaders To Avoid ICC
“This is a serious development,” declared a subdued Ahmad Tibi. Tel Aviv, February 22 – Following the sentencing of an IDF soldier for a manslaughter conviction after he killed a wounded, neutralized Palestinian terrorist, members of the Joint List of ...
Read More »Yesh Atid Trades Peri, German To Zionist Union For 8 Minor-League Prospects
“Yael and Yaakov can help us shore up our sense of frustration and dissatisfaction. That’s our currency,” said Herzog. Jerusalem, February 20 – Two prominent Opposition factions have reached a deal to exchange established MKs for politicians in the farm ...
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