The ascendancy of the Left was cemented into the workings of the justice-appointment process, and the Left has been clinging to its hold on the institution for dear life. Jerusalem, February 2 – Israel’s supreme court handed down a decision ...
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Feed SubscriptionOpposition Accuses ‘Corrupt’ Netanyahu Of Drawing Salary, Benefits
“The monthly payments start at 48,815 shekels. Netanyahu then gives kickbacks to the State and its institutions, such that more than 36,000 shekels of the total figure go back to Israel.” Jerusalem, January 29 – Senior figures in the parliamentary ...
Read More »Treasury Imposes Tax On Use Of Phrase, “In A Normal Country…”
Criticism of the measure was not long in coming. “In any norm- I mean, this is no way to go about making or enforcing public policy.” Jerusalem, January 25 – Tax Authority officials announced today the imposition of a charge for ...
Read More »Monster In Kahlon’s Closet Demands More Sweet, Sweet Tears Of Shrinking Middle Class
If unfed for too long, report observers, the monster lashes out by causing social unrest and terrorism. Jerusalem, January 18 – The creature lurking in Minister of Finance Moshe Kahlon’s wardrobe is beginning to grow and to demand greater quantities ...
Read More »Prime Minister’s Office Shredder Technician Named Employee Of The Month Again
Avi Kastah, 40, earned the award keeping the machine in working order despite the high intensity of its operation. Jerusalem, January 16 – A low-level employee at Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s office has been given Employee of the Month honors ...
Read More »Bibi Drooling At Political Hay Trump Making Of Adversarial Press
“He’d do almost anything to be accused of hooking up with hookers, maybe going on a serial killing spree and eating children,” observed one aide. Caesarea, January 11 – Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu has nothing but envy for the scale ...
Read More »Israel Breaks Own Record For Number Of Days Into New Year Without Sex Scandal Erupting
Experts caution that the record applies only to sex scandals, whereas other forms of alleged misconduct occur daily. Jerusalem, January 4 – A new mark has been set for Israel’s political system now that it has gone a full four ...
Read More »Pharaoh Adviser Insists Opposition To Hebrew Viceroy Merely Anti-Zionist
“Who is this guy, anyway, with no administrative experience beyond Potiphar’s estate and the prison?” Memphis, January 2 – An Egyptian official who has argued against the king’s appointment of a Hebrew former slave to a position second only to ...
Read More »Zionist Union Accuses Ezra, Nehemiah Of Isolating Judea By Banning Intermarriage
“Bib- I mean, Ezra, go home.” Jerusalem, December 29 – Leaders on the political left in the Perso-Median province of Judea leveled harsh criticism at Ezra and Nehemiah for pursuing policies that only cause isolation when the society should be ...
Read More »Flowers From Meretz To UN Stymied By BDS
At Meretz headquarters in Tel Aviv, party members debated sending a delegation to the Security Council and presenting the flowers directly. Tel Aviv, December 25 – Officials in the Meretz Party sought to send bouquets to the United Nations Security ...
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