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Feed SubscriptionMeir Kahane Miffed He Not Alive To Ride Current Moment
"Suddenly it's not so unreasonable to express the opinion that collective Jewish safety and Palestinian national aspirations are mutually exclusive."
Read More »Abbas Justifies Lack Of Palestinian Elections: Fears Of Russian Interference
"It's especially important in this time of upheaval not to rush into things."
Read More »Right To Accomplish Aims ‘By Any Means Necessary’ Oddly Unsupported By Law, Morality
Human rights organizations assured Palestinians that the lack of sources will not materially affect Palestinian aspirations to brutalize Jews.
Read More »Hamas Assures Allies That Israeli Arabs’ Choosing Loyalty To Israel Only Temporary, Till End Of Time
"They will come to regret this decision, as soon as not a consciousness is left to mark the occasion."
Read More »‘Peace’ Impossible, Leftists’ Electoral Hope Involves Cannibalizing Crowded Anti-Bibi Demographic
They compete against larger parties untainted by an approach that resulted in thousands of Israelis dead and forfeiting strategic territory to a bloodthirsty enemy.
Read More »‘Nuke Gaza!’ Talk Gives Gush-Katif-Resettlement Activist Idea: Irradiated Produce
"Gush Katif can again cement itself as pioneers in clean produce production."
Read More »Western Progressives Unsure How To Proceed After Bibi Comes Out As Trans
"That can't- no, you can't just decla- I mean, of course you can, but not- I'm going to cry."
Read More »Netanyahu Promises Full Inquiry Into Gaza Failure Once He Retires
"A sober reckoning can take place after enough time has passed for immediate emotions not to distort our perceptions. Say, in about fifteen years."
Read More »Land-For-Peace Politicians Thinking This Maybe Not The Best Time For New Promo
"You know, with people's attention on, y'know, other things."
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