“Choosing to die or sustain life-altering injuries in a manner that does generate sympathy is a demonstration of the lowest form of cynicism.” Jerusalem, January 28 – Leaders of Israel’s political Left warned Jewish residents of Judea and Samaria today ...
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Feed SubscriptionPoll Sees Ashkenazi-God Ticket Beat Bibi
More than fifty percent of respondents answered that they would vote for that team over the incumbent in any future elections. Tel Aviv, January 24 – A new survey finds that in a hypothetical matchup, newly retired General Gabi Ashkenazi ...
Read More »3 Out Of 4 Israelis Unable To Distinguish Herzog From Turnip
The unexpected relevance of turnips to a personality many expected to find more closely associated with waffles. Jerusalem, January 20 – A new survey of the Israeli electorate finds that three quarters of voters cannot tell the difference between Opposition ...
Read More »Joint List: Adopt European Values – Don’t Prosecute Gang-Rapes
“Israel says it has so much in common with democracies in Europe; this is a perfect opportunity to demonstrate such an affinity.” Jerusalem, January 13 – Leading Arab lawmakers have proposed implementing a law enforcement policy that would bring Israel’s ...
Read More »Herzog Diagnosed With Amnesia Of Violence During Labor Governments
The country has not elected a Labor government since 1998. Jerusalem, January 11 – Physicians have confirmed that Labor Party and Opposition leader Isaac Herzog is suffering from a form of selective amnesia that only makes him forget the deadly terrorism against ...
Read More »Education Ministry Admits Failure After Masses Misuse The Word ‘Ban’
“Their failure is our failure, and it must be addressed.” Jerusalem, January 6 – Minister of Education Naftali Bennett acknowledged his office’s part in a large segment of the Israeli public not knowing the difference between banning a book and ...
Read More »Meretz Kinda Disappointed Tel Aviv Shooting Wasn’t Anti-Gay
Gal-On said she immediately thought of the stabbing attack at the Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade earlier this year, an event that allowed the Israeli Left a near-monopoly on the apparent moral high ground. Tel Aviv, January 2 – Leaders of ...
Read More »Herzog To Knesset Security: No Visitor IDs; ‘Jews Don’t Label Jews’
He invoked the identifying badges or garments Jews were forced to wear at various times and places in history. Jerusalem, December 29 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog objected today to the current security measures in place at the parliamentary compound, ...
Read More »Livni Proposes Negotiations, Concessions To ‘Hilltop Youth’
She stressed the importance of strengthening the moderates among them. Jerusalem, December 24 – The head of the Hatnuah Party, a member of the Opposition’s Zionist Union alliance, said this morning that the government should pursue a negotiated settlement with the ...
Read More »Meretz Was Kind Of Hoping To Recruit Samir Kuntar
Kuntar would have brought a valuable perspective born of spending so many years behind bars in the company of people who generally have no real voice in Israel’s parliamentary politics. Tel Aviv, December 20 – Leaders of the Meretz Party ...
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