“If this bill passes, then any- I mean, what if…” she trailed off. Jerusalem, February 29 – Members of Knesset expressed reservations today regarding their options in upcoming deliberations over a legislative proposal to retroactively prohibit use of the slippery-slope ...
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“The Mavi Marmara is small potatoes in the eyes of her voters, compared to complicity in the mass murder of Jews.” Umm El Fahm, February 24 – Firebrand lawmaker Haneen Zoabi of the Balad Party revealed to confidants today that ...
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You Neanderthal. Tel Aviv, February 20 – Non-governmental organizations that make it their business to paint Israeli security forces in the most negative light possible not only occupy a higher moral plane than you, sources reported today, but also demonstrate ...
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No one has ever accused the Knesset of anti-Israel bias. Tel Aviv, February 15 – The leader of Israel’s hard-left Meretz Party defended the United Nations Security and Human Rights Councils today amid observations that those bodies disproportionately target Israel for ...
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“No self-respecting Apartheid regime would allow the excluded class to sit on the Supreme Court.” Jerusalem, February 11 – An internal parliamentary report examining the country’s adherence to policies that exclude Arabs from positions of power, negate their rights, and ...
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“We don’t need Likud to help us drop into political irrelevance,” declared MK Shelly Yechimovich. Jerusalem, February 7 – Israel’s Supreme Court heard testimony last week relating to several petitions against the natural gas deal approved by the government, including ...
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“An inability to assimilate the fact that the assumptions of the pre-Oslo, pre-Gaza-Disengagement eras have been thoroughly debunked by reality.” Tel Aviv, February 2 – Neurologists have diagnosed one of Israel’s premier left-wing parties as suffering from a rare condition ...
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“Choosing to die or sustain life-altering injuries in a manner that does generate sympathy is a demonstration of the lowest form of cynicism.” Jerusalem, January 28 – Leaders of Israel’s political Left warned Jewish residents of Judea and Samaria today ...
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More than fifty percent of respondents answered that they would vote for that team over the incumbent in any future elections. Tel Aviv, January 24 – A new survey finds that in a hypothetical matchup, newly retired General Gabi Ashkenazi ...
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The unexpected relevance of turnips to a personality many expected to find more closely associated with waffles. Jerusalem, January 20 – A new survey of the Israeli electorate finds that three quarters of voters cannot tell the difference between Opposition ...
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