Gal-On said she immediately thought of the stabbing attack at the Jerusalem Gay Pride Parade earlier this year, an event that allowed the Israeli Left a near-monopoly on the apparent moral high ground. Tel Aviv, January 2 – Leaders of ...
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Feed SubscriptionHerzog To Knesset Security: No Visitor IDs; ‘Jews Don’t Label Jews’
He invoked the identifying badges or garments Jews were forced to wear at various times and places in history. Jerusalem, December 29 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog objected today to the current security measures in place at the parliamentary compound, ...
Read More »Livni Proposes Negotiations, Concessions To ‘Hilltop Youth’
She stressed the importance of strengthening the moderates among them. Jerusalem, December 24 – The head of the Hatnuah Party, a member of the Opposition’s Zionist Union alliance, said this morning that the government should pursue a negotiated settlement with the ...
Read More »Meretz Was Kind Of Hoping To Recruit Samir Kuntar
Kuntar would have brought a valuable perspective born of spending so many years behind bars in the company of people who generally have no real voice in Israel’s parliamentary politics. Tel Aviv, December 20 – Leaders of the Meretz Party ...
Read More »‘Breaking The Silence’ Rep Breaks Non-Pretend Silence By Farting
“There must have been something in the air,” recalled a waitress. Jerusalem, December 15 – An activist with an organization that claims to highlight instances of abuse by IDF soldiers that have been hushed up managed to disrupt a genuine ...
Read More »12 Injured As MKs Trip Over Selves To Condemn Trump
Zionist Union MK Amir Peretz suffered lacerations when his staff mishandled several cutting retorts to Trump. Jerusalem, December 9 – A dozen Members of Knesset and parliamentary aides were hurt today in the rush to denounce Donald Trump’s remarks about Muslims, ...
Read More »Arab Parties Demand Knesset Be Made ‘Safe Space’ For Antizionists
The facility is full of insensitive reminders that Jews have established their own state instead of serving as perpetual dhimmis. Jerusalem, December 2 – Members of the Joint Arab List delegation to the Israeli parliament submitted a petition to the ...
Read More »Nation Shocked That Politician A Narcissist
“I’m having a hard time digesting this one,” confessed fellow MK Oren Hazan of Likud. Jerusalem, November 30 – MK Yinon Magal resigned from the parliament today amid a sexual harassment scandal that forced the Israeli public to confront the ...
Read More »Imbeciles Torn Over Blaming Global Warming Or Israel For ISIS
Other, more marginal causes have occasionally been advanced by stupid individuals, but none have gained the traction of the two competing idiotic theories. London, November 26 – People of limited intelligence and an appalling lack of critical thinking skills are ...
Read More »Haaretz-Backed ‘Treason’ Party Plagued By Disloyalty
Minutes of an executive committee meeting were characterized by bickering, insinuations of ethical violations, accusations of right-wing or Establishment sympathies, and threats. Tel Aviv, November 22 – A new political party aimed at bringing together concerned citizens who view treason ...
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