“There must have been something in the air,” recalled a waitress. Jerusalem, December 15 – An activist with an organization that claims to highlight instances of abuse by IDF soldiers that have been hushed up managed to disrupt a genuine ...
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Zionist Union MK Amir Peretz suffered lacerations when his staff mishandled several cutting retorts to Trump. Jerusalem, December 9 – A dozen Members of Knesset and parliamentary aides were hurt today in the rush to denounce Donald Trump’s remarks about Muslims, ...
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The facility is full of insensitive reminders that Jews have established their own state instead of serving as perpetual dhimmis. Jerusalem, December 2 – Members of the Joint Arab List delegation to the Israeli parliament submitted a petition to the ...
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“I’m having a hard time digesting this one,” confessed fellow MK Oren Hazan of Likud. Jerusalem, November 30 – MK Yinon Magal resigned from the parliament today amid a sexual harassment scandal that forced the Israeli public to confront the ...
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Other, more marginal causes have occasionally been advanced by stupid individuals, but none have gained the traction of the two competing idiotic theories. London, November 26 – People of limited intelligence and an appalling lack of critical thinking skills are ...
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Minutes of an executive committee meeting were characterized by bickering, insinuations of ethical violations, accusations of right-wing or Establishment sympathies, and threats. Tel Aviv, November 22 – A new political party aimed at bringing together concerned citizens who view treason ...
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“This will lead to violence,” said Meretz MK Ilan Gilon, referring to an act that froze the bank accounts and seized documents of groups and individuals involved in fomenting violence. Jerusalem, November 17 – In advance of deliberations over the ...
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Gal-On called the thinking of the non-Left “mysterious.” Tel Aviv, November 12 – Leaders of Israel’s extreme political left wing expressed puzzlement today over the rest of the society’s animosity toward them for calling the EU decision to label products ...
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“I apologize to twelve-year-olds everywhere for my insensitivity.” Jerusalem, November 8 – Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s newly appointed Media Adviser walked back this morning derogatory comments he had made about US Secretary of State John Kerry, saying that, contrary to ...
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“We have any number of non-Ashkenazi members, and as as soon as I can think of more than eight, I’ll list them for you.” Tel Aviv, November 3 – Labor Party leaders gathered yesterday to debate the future of the ...
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