“People who harm the defenseless, whether it is Palestinian children or Californian pines that leave behind a lone remnant, must face consequences.” Jerusalem, October 15 – An Arab lawmaker in Israel’s parliament said she has reviewed the video evidence of ...
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Feed SubscriptionGal-On Diagnosed With Pre-1967 Amnesia
There may be hundreds of thousands of Israelis with the condition, which disproportionately affects those of Ashkenazi ancestry. Meretz Party Chairwoman Zehava Gal-On was informed by neurologists today that she suffers from an inability to process events that occurred prior to ...
Read More »Herzog: High Price Of Caviar Proof Of Bibi’s Failure
Despite some of world’s best non-Caspian caviar being produced in Israel at Kibbutz Dan, only the wealthy can afford to purchase any, and even they do so only in tiny quantities at a time. Tel Aviv, October 1 – Opposition ...
Read More »Joint List Protests Ban On Molotov Cocktails In Knesset
“What’s going to be made illegal next – declaring solidarity with a terrorist organization?” asked MK Basel Ghattas. Jerusalem, September 20 – Members of the Joint Arab List delegation in the Knesset voiced their objections to various security measures in ...
Read More »Meretz: Ban Bars From Not Hiring Muslims Who Won’t Serve Alcohol
Zandberg said she had not once spied a bartender in traditional Muslim garb, and concluded that discrimination must be the root cause of that absence. Jerusalem, September 9 – New legislation brought by the left-wing Meretz Party would outlaw what ...
Read More »Joint List MK Says Labor Killed Arab MKs, Stole Their Seats
“In fact the term ‘Knesset’ is merely a corruption of an indigenous Arabic name for the region, Knish.” Jerusalem, September 7 – Joint Arab List Member of Knesset Jamal Zahalka laced into lawmakers from the Labor Party this afternoon, saying ...
Read More »Herzog: Budget Unacceptable – No Provision For Making Me Electable
“For too long, the reins have been held by a small group of people representing the majority of voting Israelis.” Jerusalem, September 2 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into the government’s proposed budget today, saving his most vociferous criticism for ...
Read More »BREAKING: Abbas Resignation A Prelude To Meretz Helm
“Mahmoud Abbas might be Meretz’s ideal candidate, embodying everything they’ve ever campaigned for, but that doesn’t mean they don’t like their jobs. If something happens, expect a fight.” Ramallah, August 29 – Sources close to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas say his ...
Read More »Barak Grins, Rubs Palms Together, Updates MySpace Profile
“It makes sense to harness the enduring appeal of MySpace for that purpose.” Savyon, Israel, August 24 – Just a day after the release of recordings supposedly revealing the last-minute abortion of three strikes on Iran while he served as ...
Read More »Israeli Labor Party Also Considering Corbyn As Leader
Corbyn will need more than slogans, and more than simple association with the lowest dregs of British humanity. Tel Aviv, August 20 – A growing dissatisfaction with the tepid stewarship of party chairman Isaac Herzog has the rank-and-file of Israel’s Labor ...
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