“Mahmoud Abbas might be Meretz’s ideal candidate, embodying everything they’ve ever campaigned for, but that doesn’t mean they don’t like their jobs. If something happens, expect a fight.” Ramallah, August 29 – Sources close to Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas say his ...
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“It makes sense to harness the enduring appeal of MySpace for that purpose.” Savyon, Israel, August 24 – Just a day after the release of recordings supposedly revealing the last-minute abortion of three strikes on Iran while he served as ...
Read More »Israeli Labor Party Also Considering Corbyn As Leader
Corbyn will need more than slogans, and more than simple association with the lowest dregs of British humanity. Tel Aviv, August 20 – A growing dissatisfaction with the tepid stewarship of party chairman Isaac Herzog has the rank-and-file of Israel’s Labor ...
Read More »Report: Outspoken Right-Wingers Magically Unable To Be Diplomats
The political left, the study notes, holds a monopoly on proper ideology, policy, and advocacy. Jerusalem, August 16 – A study of Israeli political trends has revealed that political figures who unequivocally support right-wing causes and ideologies become, by some ...
Read More »Labor MKs Decry ‘Rampant Sexism’ In Human Trafficking Industry
“Bibi and his cronies have done precious little to bring the number of men anywhere near the number of women in this popular field.” Tel Aviv, August 10 – A group of Opposition lawmakers from Labor held a conference today ...
Read More »Ministry Of Apartheid Disbanded Amid Complete Ineffectiveness
Not even the ascension of the right wing under Menachem Begin in 1977 could get the Ministry of Apartheid to perform properly. Jerusalem, August 6 – The government body in charge of developing and implementing ways to disenfranchise and institutionalize discrimination ...
Read More »Religious Tolerance Rally Scheduled For Sabbath In Meah Shearim
“Our goal is to bring the spirit of acceptance and sensitivity to places where it seldom gets the chance to shine.” Jerusalem, August 2 – On the heels of nationwide protests against hate and violence, the organizers of those rallies ...
Read More »Jewish Home Party Seeks D9 Bulldozer On Judge Appointment Committee
D-10 units might be considered for the position, as well, but only qualified candidates would merit serious attention. Jerusalem, July 29 – Leaders of the nationalist Jewish Home Party want an armored bulldozer on the committee that appoints judges to ...
Read More »Meretz To Oppose Any Bill Implying Arabs Have Volition
It would be imposing Western morality on Palestinians to insist they adhere to such notions as not killing people whose views they oppose. Tel Aviv, July 23 – Representatives of the dovish Meretz Party informed their colleagues in the Opposition ...
Read More »MK Elkin Again Suspected Of Putting Thumbtack On Zoabi’s Chair
The minister dismissed the accusations and said Zoabi was trying to generate attention, play victim, and exacerbate ethnic tensions, which he called dangerously irresponsible. Jerusalem, July 19 – Minister of Absorption and Jerusalem Affairs Ze’ev Elkin of Likud faces accusations ...
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