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Lieberman Proposes Security Barrier Around Arab MKs

Lieberman Proposes Security Barrier Around Arab MKs

“Arabs MKs from other parties will not be separated from the rest of us. The accusation of racism is baseless,” he insisted. Jerusalem, July 9 – Yisrael Beiteinu Party leader Avigdor Lieberman submitted proposed legislation today to mandate an addition of ...

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Meretz Divided Over Whether To Support Non-Gay Marriage

Meretz Divided Over Whether To Support Non-Gay Marriage

Whether non-same-sex marriage should actually be criminalized remains a subject of contention among Meretz members. Tel Aviv, June 28 – Leading political figures on the Israeli Left find themselves in disagreement over the proper domestic strategy to pursue in the aftermath ...

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No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

No One Wants To Tell Knesset Speaker His Fly Open

“I just couldn’t stay in there,” said a blushing Zehava Gal-On of Meretz. Jerusalem, June 21 – None of Israel’s other 119 parliamentarians want to be the one to inform Knesset Speaker Yuli Edelstein that the zipper of his trousers ...

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Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

Knesset Intelligence Committee Ups Shoe-Theft Allocation

The theft involves athletic shoes, boots, dress shoes, slippers, sandals, clogs, and those creepy shoes with individual toes. Jerusalem, June 13 – Building on the success of recent operations against anti-Israel agitators, the Israeli legislature’s Intelligence Committee held an emergency ...

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Herzog: Bibi’s Response To Rockets Not Halfhearted Enough

Herzog: Bibi’s Response To Rockets Not Halfhearted Enough

“How can we retain the already-scarce goodwill of the international community if we go defending ourselves at every opportunity?” Tel Aviv, May 27 – Opposition leader Isaac Herzog laced into Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu late Tuesday, saying the premier’s muted ...

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Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

Shipboard Rats Hire Livni As Consultant

“Ms. Livni has proved a master at sensing disaster far in advance of our own capabilities, so naturally we invited her on board as a consultant.” Ashdod, May 12 – Seeking advice more expert than their own knowledge and experience, ...

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