‘An eternal two-digit number of minutes’ Tel Aviv, January 21 – Opposition leader and current electoral front-runner Isaac Herzog showed an unprecedented level of restraint in Israeli politics this morning by refraining from using today’s stabbing attack in Tel Aviv ...
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Feed SubscriptionYisrael Beiteinu MKs Convert To Islam Rather Than Face Elections
Jerusalem, January 17 – The confluence of poor polling results and a swath of recently-emerged corruption allegations has prompted several prominent figures in the hard-line Yisrael Beiteinu party to embrace Islam rather than participate in upcoming elections with the party. ...
Read More »CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists
Atlanta, January 10 – In the interest of journalistic balance, the international news giant Cable News Network announced today it would pay $10,000 to individuals who submitted stories, or leads that produced stories, that cast Islamists in a positive light. ...
Read More »Meretz To Offset Israeli Withholding Of Palestinian Tax Revenues
Tel Aviv, January 3 – Israel responded today to the abortive Palestinian statehood bid at the Security Council by announcing it would cease its transfer of tax revenues it collects for the Palestinian Authority, prompting the political party Meretz to ...
Read More »Elitists Already Disappointed By Election Results
Ramat Aviv, December 28 – Israelis who obviously know better than you what is good for the country have already declared their dissatisfaction with the outcome of elections this coming March. A diverse group of elitists from across the narrowest ...
Read More »Israel To Move All Tel Aviv Embassies To Ashkelon
Jerusalem, December 22 – The diplomatic rift between Israel and many other countries over the moribund peace process with the Palestinians widened today when Israel announced that all countries maintaining their embassies outside Israel’s official capital of Jerusalem would be ...
Read More »In Concession, UNRWA Curriculum Reduced To 80% Incitement
Gaza City, December 15 – A scathing analysis of the material imparted to Palestinian students at UN-administered schools has generated international pressure to cut from the curriculum incitement against Israel and Jews, leading the organization running the schools to promise to ...
Read More »18-Year-Old Still Thinks Her Vote Matters
Haifa, December 9 – Dahlia Moshe wasn’t old enough to vote in the most recent municipal elections, but the upcoming Israeli national elections in March have her eager for the opportunity to participate in the democratic process, since she has yet to ...
Read More »Netanyahu Denies Having Scruples
Corruption at the top has long been a tradition in Israeli politics. Jerusalem, December 2 – Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu responded harshly today to accusations he had developed a conscience or morals, following remarks by fellow politicians insinuating that ...
Read More »Stupidity, Inanity Vying To Become Cause Of Early Elections
Jerusalem, November 26 – Two of the most powerful forces in government – stupidity and inanity – continue to compete with each other for supremacy in bringing about the collapse of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s coalition, Knesset sources reported today. Stupidity ...
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