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Herzog Waits Record 20 Minutes Before Exploiting Stabbing

Herzog Waits Record 20 Minutes Before Exploiting Stabbing

‘An eternal two-digit number of minutes’ Tel Aviv, January 21 – Opposition leader and current electoral front-runner Isaac Herzog showed an unprecedented level of restraint in Israeli politics this morning by refraining from using today’s stabbing attack in Tel Aviv ...

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CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

CNN Offers $10K Reward For Positive Stories Of Islamists

Atlanta, January 10 – In the interest of journalistic balance, the international news giant Cable News Network announced today it would pay $10,000 to individuals who submitted stories, or leads that produced stories, that cast Islamists in a positive light. ...

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Elitists Already Disappointed By Election Results

Elitists Already Disappointed By Election Results

Ramat Aviv, December 28 – Israelis who obviously know better than you what is good for the country have already declared their dissatisfaction with the outcome of elections this coming March. A diverse group of elitists from across the narrowest ...

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Israel To Move All Tel Aviv Embassies To Ashkelon

Israel To Move All Tel Aviv Embassies To Ashkelon

Jerusalem, December 22 – The diplomatic rift between Israel and many other countries over the moribund peace process with the Palestinians widened today when Israel announced that all countries maintaining their embassies outside Israel’s official capital of Jerusalem would be ...

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In Concession, UNRWA Curriculum Reduced To 80% Incitement

In Concession, UNRWA Curriculum Reduced To 80% Incitement

Gaza City, December 15 – A scathing analysis of the material imparted to Palestinian students at UN-administered schools has generated international pressure to cut from the curriculum incitement against Israel and Jews, leading the organization running the schools to promise to ...

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18-Year-Old Still Thinks Her Vote Matters

18-Year-Old Still Thinks Her Vote Matters

Haifa, December 9 – Dahlia Moshe wasn’t old enough to vote in the most recent municipal elections, but the upcoming Israeli national elections in March have her eager for the opportunity to participate in the democratic process, since she has yet to ...

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Netanyahu Denies Having Scruples

Netanyahu Denies Having Scruples

Corruption at the top has long been a tradition in Israeli politics. Jerusalem, December 2 – Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu responded harshly today to accusations he had developed a conscience or morals, following remarks by fellow politicians insinuating that ...

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Stupidity, Inanity Vying To Become Cause Of Early Elections

Stupidity, Inanity Vying To Become Cause Of Early Elections

Jerusalem, November 26 – Two of the most powerful forces in government  – stupidity and inanity – continue to compete with each other for supremacy in bringing about the collapse of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s coalition, Knesset sources reported today. Stupidity ...

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