Amman, Jordan, March 12 – Following the shooting by IDF soldiers of a Jordanian man at a border crossing, Jordanian officials and protesters have expressed rage at the notion that Israeli soldiers take actual measures to defend themselves as necessary. ...
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Feed SubscriptionOttomans, British Apparently Unaware Palestine Actually Sovereign The Whole Time
London – Palestinian historians examining the administration of the Holy Land during the British and Ottoman periods have discovered that the rulers of that land remained completely oblivious to the fact that they were not really the ones in charge. ...
Read More »Obama Tries On Hitler Mustache As Precaution Before Photos With Netanyahu
Washington, DC, March 3 – As part of his preparations for his scheduled talks with Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu, President Barack Obama has tried on several fake Hitler-style mustaches in case the Israeli premier’s finger again casts an unfortunate ...
Read More »Study: Arab-Israeli Conflict Source Of 85% Of World’s Bull$#!@
Washington, DC, February 19 – A new study by an independent think tank shows that the lion’s share of BS in the world stems from the conflict between Israel and its neighbors. Environmental and rhetorical scientists from the Center for ...
Read More »How To Make Israel Look Bad For Abiding By Its Agreements With Us
By Saeb Erekat, Palestinian negotiator The struggle against Israel is essentially a struggle for public opinion. There’s no question the best way to capture public opinion is to sabotage agreements we made with Israel and then blame Israel for the ...
Read More »Oldest Star Discovered; Palestinians: We Were There First
Canberra, Australia, February 11 – Astronomers in Australia have discovered what they say is the oldest star known so far, prompting Palestinian officials to claim their ancestors inhabited that star long before any Jews came along. Scientists mapping the southern ...
Read More »Man Hoping To Rid Palestine of Jews Calls Israel ‘Racist’
Munich, Germany, February 6 – The chief Palestinian negotiator in talks with Israel has asked the world to “punish” the Jewish state for its racism, as he pursues the formation of a state next door in which Jews will not ...
Read More »Knesset Adopts Inappropriations Bill
Jerusalem, January 26 – Israeli lawmakers approved obnoxiously proposed legislation on Sunday allocating money for a variety of inappropriate activities. The Inappropriations Law determines which of the rude items in the annual budget will receive funding, from how-to classes on ...
Read More »Bank Of Israel Website Launches New Usurer-Friendly Interface
Jerusalem, January 20 – In a nod to advancing technology and and a proliferation of private banking activity, the Bank of Israel will assist emerging lenders by providing a welcoming online environment on their website to any Israeli individual or ...
Read More »Palestinians, Israeli Settlers Cheer Death Of Old Man On Life Support
Jerusalem (AP) – Upon hearing the news that an eighty-five-year-old man’s heart had stopped beating yesterday, Palestinians and right-wing Israelis burst forth in joy, welcoming the end of life for a person who had been in a vegetative state since ...
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