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Feed SubscriptionGyms Attendance Uptick During Knesset Recess As MKs Prepare For Next Session’s Brawls
"You just never know," muttered Yisrael Beiteinu chief Avigdor Liberman, fingering his brass knuckles.
Read More »Umm El-Fahm School Nixes Program To Distribute Candy When Jews Die; Only Israeli Candy Available
Market realities dictate the dominance of Jewish-owned companies.
Read More »IDF Reservists, Pilots, Refusing To Serve, Credit J-Street For Inspiration In Framing Anti-Israel Acts As Pro-Israel
"J Street has trailblazed the way for us."
Read More »Teachers Afraid Customary Start-Of-Year Strike Will Get Overshadowed By Other Strikes
"We're not accustomed to having other big causes capturing national attention and controversy."
Read More »Anti-Bibi Protester Blocking Highway Unable To Convince Motorists Traffic Tie-Ups Any Worse Than Normal
"Some of us even got arrested for hitting cops, which I thought only happened to right-wingers and Haredim!"
Read More »Lawmaker Calls Previous Positions, Now Espoused By Opponent, ‘Fascist’
Like Trump and 'the swamp' he vowed to drain, and then proved himself an avatar of the establishment.
Read More »Police To Administer Political Quiz To Determine Whether Subjects Allowed To Disrupt Traffic
"Haredim get the stinkwater hose pretty much by default."
Read More »Report: Opponents Violating Norms Makes It OK For You To Be An Ass Too
It appears that the original violators of the norms nevertheless expect their opponents not to violate the same norms.
Read More »Progressive Israelites Threaten To Pack Sanhedrin
"We just left Egypt, and we don't need a repeat of a national leader who exercises ultimate political power."
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