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Feed SubscriptionReport: Opponents Violating Norms Makes It OK For You To Be An Ass Too
It appears that the original violators of the norms nevertheless expect their opponents not to violate the same norms.
Read More »Progressive Israelites Threaten To Pack Sanhedrin
"We just left Egypt, and we don't need a repeat of a national leader who exercises ultimate political power."
Read More »Conservative Activist Sees Pride Brouhaha In US, Wish Israel Had Brands Worth Boycotting
McDonald's, IBM, H&M, Pizza Hut, Bath & Body Works, Children's Place, Toys 'R' Us, and others have all enjoyed some success in Israel - while avoiding overtly political or controversial stances.
Read More »Retired Politician Struggling To Spend Only Own Money
"I don't know how anyone does it," he confessed.
Read More »Ben-Gvir Demands Development Of Gaza-Sized Bulldozer
"All we need is a ten-kilometer-wide armored bulldozer."
Read More »Arab MK Tried To Smuggle Chocolate Wafer To Hunger Striking Terrorist
Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...
Read More »Ecology Minister: Climate Trend Has Sun Becoming Red Giant In Only 5 Billion Years
"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."
Read More »Netanyahu, Britain To Trade Yair For Prince Harry
Each family will rid itself of a public relations nuisance, and gain an estranged member with whom they share nothing but a sense of entitlement. Jerusalem, April 17 – Sources close to the family of Israel’s prime minister confirmed rumors ...
Read More »Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians
“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...
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