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"I don't know how anyone does it," he confessed.
Read More »Ben-Gvir Demands Development Of Gaza-Sized Bulldozer
"All we need is a ten-kilometer-wide armored bulldozer."
Read More »Arab MK Tried To Smuggle Chocolate Wafer To Hunger Striking Terrorist
Palestine advocates expressed puzzlement that Adnan did not himself resort to the Tortit gambit. Jerusalem, May 4 – An legislator whose supporters seek the dissolution of Israel as a Jewish state boasted today that before Palestinian Islamic Jihad figure Khader ...
Read More »Ecology Minister: Climate Trend Has Sun Becoming Red Giant In Only 5 Billion Years
"Obviously, we cannot continue on our current path, which leads to the sun swallowing the earth."
Read More »Netanyahu, Britain To Trade Yair For Prince Harry
Each family will rid itself of a public relations nuisance, and gain an estranged member with whom they share nothing but a sense of entitlement. Jerusalem, April 17 – Sources close to the family of Israel’s prime minister confirmed rumors ...
Read More »Peaceful Israeli Demonstrations Confuse Palestinians
“It’s scary to think that change is possible without killing people.” Tel Aviv, March 30 – Weeks of protests against the Israeli government’s proposal to overhaul the country’s judicial system have left their neighbors baffled, especially the ones under the ...
Read More »Leftist Angers Allies By Suggesting Appealing To Majority To Win Elections
“I know this is spitballing.” Tel Aviv, March 22 – A political activist sparked outrage among her colleagues today by floating the notion that in a democracy, the best way to ensure one’s preferred policy outcomes involves engaging enough voters ...
Read More »Area Billionaire Outraged That Poor Man’s Vote Counts As Much As His; ‘Undemocratic’
“There’s a fundamental flaw in a system that allows people to vote if they haven’t contributed to the society in very specific ways that happen to dovetail with my experience, strengths, and biases.” Tel Aviv, March 13 – A former ...
Read More »Opposition Brings Howler Monkeys To Committee Meeting, Improves Decorum
“Can we get someone to clean the monkey poop off the- oh, sorry again, that’s just the Opposition’s comments on the Judicial Reform Bill. It’s getting so hard to tell the difference.” Jerusalem, March 1 – Legislators sought to execute ...
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