“I have already instructed the police and other agencies under my aegis to provide me with a picture of the available technological capabilities.” Jerusalem, January 19 – A far-right element within Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu’s governing coalition announced today that ...
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Feed SubscriptionDemocracy And Palestinian ‘Teen’ Both Killed By Israel For 45th Time
Israeli democracy, despite having been killed repeatedly since 1977, itself constitutes a wonder, but not on the same scale as the eternally-underage, immortal Shukri. Jenin, January 11 – Media reports and commentary noted this week the growing number of times ...
Read More »World Decides Once Again Not To End Despite Netanyahu Forming Government
The planet and most of its inhabitants and social phenomena appeared unmoved by the frequent resort to such locutions as “hardline,” “far-right,” “nationalist,” “warmonger,” and “war criminal.” Jerusalem, January 2 – Dire predictions notwithstanding, the Earth continued this week to orbit ...
Read More »Israeli Right, Left Admit They Kinda Just Waiting For Palestinians To Give Up
They acknowledged the remote nature of such a development in their lifetimes. Tel Aviv, December 22 – A new study confirms a longstanding understanding that prevails regardless of an individual’s progressive or conservative leanings, showing that the vast majority of ...
Read More »Anti-Gay Minister Mulls Letting Pride Parade Go On If At Least 3 Attendees Stabbed
“Three Shira Bankis a year is, we believe, a reasonable price to demand in exchange for the parade happening as planned.” Jerusalem, December 13 – A legislator from the far-right fringe of Israel’s politics who has made a staple of his ...
Read More »Report: Poor Showing By Arab Party Because Spent Campaign Funds On Candy To Celebrate Dead Jews
“Giving out sweets doesn’t distinguish us from the myriad other factions doing it, doesn’t mark us as appealing to the right voter.” Nazareth, December 1 – Recriminations and harsh verbiage continued this week in the aftermath of a dramatic national ...
Read More »Boy Who Cried Wolf Joins Protesters Calling Ben-Gvir Nazi
They also indulge in overwrought language that he loves, to the point that no one heeds them anymore when a bona fide candidate for those descriptions in fact emerges. Jerusalem, November 23 – A lad whose propensity for provoking others into ...
Read More »People Who Think Actual Terrorist Arafat Changed Ways Refuse To Accept Former Kahanist Has Moderated
“A leopard can’t change his spots,” insisted Zehava Gal-On. Jerusalem, November 14 – The evolution of a far-right figure who, among other beyond-the-pale rhetoric, once expressed admiration for a man who massacred dozens of Palestinians at prayer, into an influential kingmaker who ...
Read More »Disturbing Exit Polls Show People Bothered To Vote
“It’s unrealistic to expect total elimination of people who have a sense of purpose, even when it comes to something as useless as voting.” Jerusalem, November 1 – Surveys of people emerging from polling places this Election Day in Israel ...
Read More »Man Who Plans Fringe Party ‘Protest’ Vote Talks Up Nonexistent Impact It Will Have
Only by taking completely futile measures that no one of any consequence will even notice, let alone respect, can I hope to convey my frustration and disappointment to them. Jerusalem, October 20 – A voter who finds that none of the ...
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