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Feed SubscriptionHezbollah Fans Upset At Wrong Side Involving Mosques In Fight
"Israel can't just do what its enemies do."
Read More »New Pilgrimage Develops To See ‘Aravah That Did Not Wither By 3rd Day Of Sukkot
Almost 24 hours longer than any previously-documented record.
Read More »Child Still Sore At Synagogue Candy Man For Shirking Duties On Yom Kippur
"We should have thrown him in the river instead of the bread!"
Read More »Synagogue Attack Thwarted By Expensive High Holiday Seats
"I thought Jews were supposed to be cheapskates."
Read More »Devil Driven To Torment Job After Losing Fiddle To Georgia Boy
"Best there's ever been" honesty in a person with peak ability, unadulterated by ambition, was simply unfamiliar to the devil.
Read More »Convergent Meanings Of ‘Canaan’ And ‘Islam’ Gives Man Biblical Idea For ‘Pacifying’ Land
"It's not about ancient history, it's not about the past, it's about the present! Who's with me?!"
Read More »Persian Satrap Hits Reply-All On Haman’s Proclamation To 127 Provinces
The use of so many couriers strained the supply for other important communications.
Read More »Anti-Zionists Say Matza Not Jewish, Just Stolen From Egypt
"It's the same story as falafel, shawarma, shakshuka, and all the other foods that Jews ate wherever they lived but aren't allowed to adopt."
Read More »No Accident: Waves Of Messianic Process Coincide With Spread Of Chocolate
Two of the most iconic names in chocolate today, Nestlé and Hershey, launched their brands right just as secular political Zionism got underway.
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