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Feed SubscriptionMan’s Only Consistent Religious Practice Is Coming 90 Minutes Late To Services
His routine otherwise features no noticeable commitment to everyday practices typical of the orthodox Jewish lifestyle.
Read More »Native Americans Relieved Conquerors Not Muslim, So OK To Call Them Imperialists, Occupiers
"We dodged a metaphorical bullet - and likely quite a few literal ones - by having as our oppressors one of the classes of people it's okay to bad-mouth."
Read More »Prayer Rudely Interrupts Man’s Mid-Prayer Reverie
"My whole vibe got wrecked. It's like he expects people to pay attention to what he's reciting."
Read More »Hezbollah Fans Upset At Wrong Side Involving Mosques In Fight
"Israel can't just do what its enemies do."
Read More »New Pilgrimage Develops To See ‘Aravah That Did Not Wither By 3rd Day Of Sukkot
Almost 24 hours longer than any previously-documented record.
Read More »Child Still Sore At Synagogue Candy Man For Shirking Duties On Yom Kippur
"We should have thrown him in the river instead of the bread!"
Read More »Synagogue Attack Thwarted By Expensive High Holiday Seats
"I thought Jews were supposed to be cheapskates."
Read More »Devil Driven To Torment Job After Losing Fiddle To Georgia Boy
"Best there's ever been" honesty in a person with peak ability, unadulterated by ambition, was simply unfamiliar to the devil.
Read More »Convergent Meanings Of ‘Canaan’ And ‘Islam’ Gives Man Biblical Idea For ‘Pacifying’ Land
"It's not about ancient history, it's not about the past, it's about the present! Who's with me?!"
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