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"I know the Imam - he would never serve in a building without at least a hiding place to keep captive Jews."

"One does not simply submit to the will of Allah," explained Aweedigh, whose entire system means "submission."

He is mulling a memorial ceremony to mark the thirtieth day since the burial of the comics.

He channels those crushing moments into tirades about the devastation that awaits people who deceive, oppress, or rob.

Carter's position as a former leader of the free world and member of the Slander Israel Club necessitated a level of detail that requires a special appointment.

"No one celebrated Hanukkah until the Zionists made it a thing, to establish a fake connection to Palestine."

"Those Jews think they can fool God!"

His routine otherwise features no noticeable commitment to everyday practices typical of the orthodox Jewish lifestyle.

"We dodged a metaphorical bullet - and likely quite a few literal ones - by having as our oppressors one of the classes of people it's okay to bad-mouth."

"My whole vibe got wrecked. It's like he expects people to pay attention to what he's reciting."