Observers have tracked Katz’s credulous devotion to his teacher to the loss of his father four years ago and an eviction not long afterwards that deprived him of important emotional and psychological anchors. Jerusalem, February 24 – The Facebook account of an ...
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Even basic-level Jewish resolutions, such as non-Sabbath-observers who turn off their mobile devices and TVs Friday night and Saturday. Jerusalem, February 15 – New research has identified a previously-undescribed physiological phenomenon in humans, in which one who takes on a ...
Read More »Without Antisemitism, Presbyterian Church Unsure How To Attract Members
“I’d be hard-pressed to find a Christian vision and platform that will appeal to enough people unless we also incorporate the deicide charge against the Jews but dressed up as ani-Zionism.” Louisville, February 3 – An American Christian movement constituting part ...
Read More »Man Masters Talmud But Still Doesn’t Know How To Control Banks
Getting one of those users to conduct a polite and productive, let alone coherent, conversation with the Rabbi might not prove feasible. Jerusalem, January 25 – A lifelong student of Jewish lore has learned every folio of both the “Babylonian” ...
Read More »Rabbis Who Covered For Abusers Invited To Join Catholic Church
Those Rabbis qualify for at least bishop-level proficiency. Rome, January 17 – Vatican officials announced today that recent developments in the Haredi Jewish community indicating that refusal to take sex-abuse and rape allegations seriously go back decades means that those ...
Read More »Progressive Jewish Temple Excited For Interfaith Event With Shaman
Future events with the shaman remain in doubt; he will soon be engaged in a 41-month spiritual retreat. Lawrence, January 6 – Members and administration of Temple Israel in this affluent Long Island suburb acknowledged their enthusiasm today ahead of a ...
Read More »Church Urges Members To Dial Back Jew-Hate, Fearing Attention Will Uncover Sex Abuse
Substantial risk of exposing the extramarital dalliances of at least six important church personnel. By Sewell Littell Caldwell, December 28 – Leaders of a Christian house of worship in this New Jersey township called on its attendees and dues-paying flock ...
Read More »Family Makes Aliyah Just To Escape All-Pervasive Christmas Music
While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the dystopia. West Hempstead, December 19 – Saturation of the environment with “seasonal” songs has driven one homeowner in this Long Island hamlet, along with ...
Read More »Noah’s Warning He Will Turn Ark Around If Shem, Ham Don’t Stop Fighting Ineffective
Witness reports indicate that a stunned silence followed the pronouncement, then laughter and renewed shouting as both boys realized the futility of the threat. Somewhere near what was probably Damascus, December 8 – A family patriarch stuck in a wooden ...
Read More »Media Attempting New Hanukkah Miracle, Trying To Center Trump For 8 More Years
“They, the dominant cultural force, are becoming more like the Seleucid overlords and Hellenizing Jews of yore, even as they view themselves as plucky fighters for freedom and justice.” Washington, November 29 – News, commentary, and analysis of current events cast in ...
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