Those Rabbis qualify for at least bishop-level proficiency. Rome, January 17 – Vatican officials announced today that recent developments in the Haredi Jewish community indicating that refusal to take sex-abuse and rape allegations seriously go back decades means that those ...
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Future events with the shaman remain in doubt; he will soon be engaged in a 41-month spiritual retreat. Lawrence, January 6 – Members and administration of Temple Israel in this affluent Long Island suburb acknowledged their enthusiasm today ahead of a ...
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Substantial risk of exposing the extramarital dalliances of at least six important church personnel. By Sewell Littell Caldwell, December 28 – Leaders of a Christian house of worship in this New Jersey township called on its attendees and dues-paying flock ...
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While acknowledging Zionism in their upbringings, they talked mainly of getting the hell out of the dystopia. West Hempstead, December 19 – Saturation of the environment with “seasonal” songs has driven one homeowner in this Long Island hamlet, along with ...
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Witness reports indicate that a stunned silence followed the pronouncement, then laughter and renewed shouting as both boys realized the futility of the threat. Somewhere near what was probably Damascus, December 8 – A family patriarch stuck in a wooden ...
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“They, the dominant cultural force, are becoming more like the Seleucid overlords and Hellenizing Jews of yore, even as they view themselves as plucky fighters for freedom and justice.” Washington, November 29 – News, commentary, and analysis of current events cast in ...
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“It’s of a piece with the Gaza siege.” New York, November 18 – A progressive group condemned the Jewish State today for neglecting to arrange catering at a mourning ritual for a man who died during an attempt last week to kill Jews. ...
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A spokesman for IMI stated that the firm will pursue an aggressive defense of its rights. Ramat HaSharon, October 31 – A government-owned Israeli corporation that manufacturers arms and other defense goods took legal action today against a producer of ...
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Departing from her native Yiddish to convey the sentiment in the correct idiom, one mother cheered her daughter Breindl in English, setting off the commotion among agitated media personalities. Williamsburg, November 9 – Local and national media commentators descended on ...
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He counts it as one of his supreme achievements. Brooklyn, October 20 – Infernal sources disclosed today that the Prince of Darkness has admitted to feeling more chuffed than he had expected at the launch of his Evil Initiative thousands ...
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