“We cannot overstate the importance of truth in governing Muslim-American relations.” Washington, October 29 – A prominent organization for Muslims in the US issued a disclaimer today cautioning Americans in general, and journalists in particular, not to conflate violence that fills ...
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The epithet “Apartheid” featured prominently. New York, October 3 – Seasonal custom calls for Jews to conduct a reckoning of their behavior, and one organization that assumes the mantle of progressive Jewish values has demonstrated it excels in the important ...
Read More »Racketeer In Hell Despite Shas Promise Of Heaven To Its Voters
Representatives of Shas declined to comment on the discrepancy between the campaign promise and Mr. Levy’s posthumous fate. Gehinnom, September 19 – A criminal who died this morning after casting his ballot on Tuesday for a party representing Jews of ...
Read More »IDF Blockade Renders Gaza Mosque Unable To Import Candy To Celebrate 9/11 Anniversary
Consumer goods may enter the coastal territory, but only through Israel via the Kerem Shalom facility or through Egypt via the Rafah crossing. Khan Yunis, September 11 – Worshipers hoping to have sweets on hand to mark eighteen years since nineteen ...
Read More »Scalpers Driving Up High Holiday Seat Prices
Rabbi Phil T. Luker has spoken out against the phenomenon. New York, September 2 – Would-be synagogue attendees find themselves unable to afford tickets to New Year and Day of Atonement services at metro area Jewish houses of worship, observers report, ...
Read More »Bomber Decries ‘Dehumanizing’ Security Check That Prevented His Synagogue Entry
“Prioritizing Jews’ wish to live when others seek to kill them flies in the face of established norms.” Jerusalem, August 22 – A would-be terrorist attacker denounced safety procedures at a Jewish house of worship this morning, asserting they made ...
Read More »Muslim Scholars Explain Only Infidel Animals Abused Before/During Slaughter
To challenge the truth of that explanation constitutes Islamophobia. Gaza City, August 13 – Islamic leaders sought today to allay concern over videos circulating on the internet that show mistreatment of cows, sheep, and goats prior to their killing or ...
Read More »Discreet Ear Buds A Real Boon To People Who Hate When Others Talk In Shul
Kol D’mamah Dakkah – “the sound of silence” – as the first such app is known. Giv’at Sh’muel, Aug 1 – Technological innovation has come to the synagogue in the form of wireless, hard-to-see, in-ear speakers that users can wear to ...
Read More »Mossad Scores Huge Haul Of Shoes From Mosque Entryway
“This is an outrage,” fumed the mosque’s chief preacher, Imam Asghar Bukhari. Jerusalem, July 24 – Israel’s secret intelligence service pulled off a massive heist of footwear here today, targeting worshipers at a Muslim house of prayer, in its ongoing ...
Read More »Synagogue Reader Dismissed For Insisting On Pronouncing ‘GIF’ ‘Jif’
Synagogue members remain split over the wisdom or justice of Mr. Stickler’s firing. New York, July 15 – Controversy swirled in a Long Island suburb of Manhattan this weekend after a local congregation dismissed its longtime Torah-cantillation specialist for adhering to ...
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