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Devil Driven To Torment Job After Losing Fiddle To Georgia Boy
"Best there's ever been" honesty in a person with peak ability, unadulterated by ambition, was simply unfamiliar to the devil.
Read More »Convergent Meanings Of ‘Canaan’ And ‘Islam’ Gives Man Biblical Idea For ‘Pacifying’ Land
"It's not about ancient history, it's not about the past, it's about the present! Who's with me?!"
Read More »Persian Satrap Hits Reply-All On Haman’s Proclamation To 127 Provinces
The use of so many couriers strained the supply for other important communications.
Read More »Anti-Zionists Say Matza Not Jewish, Just Stolen From Egypt
"It's the same story as falafel, shawarma, shakshuka, and all the other foods that Jews ate wherever they lived but aren't allowed to adopt."
Read More »No Accident: Waves Of Messianic Process Coincide With Spread Of Chocolate
Two of the most iconic names in chocolate today, Nestlé and Hershey, launched their brands right just as secular political Zionism got underway.
Read More »Palestinians Nix ‘How To Rape Boys According To Islamic Law’ TV Episodes
"Perhaps by the end of the 2020's, it will be seen as intolerant and racist to express negative views of boy-rape. Then we can air the canceled episodes."
Read More »GOP Convention Attendees Gets Awkward As Prayer Leader Goes Carlebach Style
"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
Read More »Aging Cantor Blasts ‘Synagogue Elites’ Who Seek To Replace Him
"Concerns over my mental acuity and physical stamina are being used to mask political machinations."
Read More »Community Shocked: Chabad Family Has No Sons Called Menachem Mendel, Shneur Zalman
"Something doesn't add up."
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