The use of so many couriers strained the supply for other important communications.
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Feed SubscriptionAnti-Zionists Say Matza Not Jewish, Just Stolen From Egypt
"It's the same story as falafel, shawarma, shakshuka, and all the other foods that Jews ate wherever they lived but aren't allowed to adopt."
Read More »No Accident: Waves Of Messianic Process Coincide With Spread Of Chocolate
Two of the most iconic names in chocolate today, Nestlé and Hershey, launched their brands right just as secular political Zionism got underway.
Read More »Palestinians Nix ‘How To Rape Boys According To Islamic Law’ TV Episodes
"Perhaps by the end of the 2020's, it will be seen as intolerant and racist to express negative views of boy-rape. Then we can air the canceled episodes."
Read More »GOP Convention Attendees Gets Awkward As Prayer Leader Goes Carlebach Style
"Bring in that Star Spangled Banner girl instead!"
Read More »Aging Cantor Blasts ‘Synagogue Elites’ Who Seek To Replace Him
"Concerns over my mental acuity and physical stamina are being used to mask political machinations."
Read More »Community Shocked: Chabad Family Has No Sons Called Menachem Mendel, Shneur Zalman
"Something doesn't add up."
Read More »Man Thinks Group With ‘Crazy’ Safeguards To Prevent Sins, Try To ‘Trick God’ With Technicalities
He has acknowledged he has no knowledge of Hebrew, Jewish hermeneutics, or Talmud.
Read More »Yeshiva Dropout Suggests IDF Avoid Genocide Charges By Using Bullets ‘Sold’ To A Goy
"We do it with chametz," he argued.
Read More »Islamic Martyrs Too Late To Heaven: Natives Already Sacrificed All The Virgins
"Given the lack of prophecy, we could not issue updates."
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