Kol D’mamah Dakkah – “the sound of silence” – as the first such app is known. Giv’at Sh’muel, Aug 1 – Technological innovation has come to the synagogue in the form of wireless, hard-to-see, in-ear speakers that users can wear to ...
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Feed SubscriptionMossad Scores Huge Haul Of Shoes From Mosque Entryway
“This is an outrage,” fumed the mosque’s chief preacher, Imam Asghar Bukhari. Jerusalem, July 24 – Israel’s secret intelligence service pulled off a massive heist of footwear here today, targeting worshipers at a Muslim house of prayer, in its ongoing ...
Read More »Synagogue Reader Dismissed For Insisting On Pronouncing ‘GIF’ ‘Jif’
Synagogue members remain split over the wisdom or justice of Mr. Stickler’s firing. New York, July 15 – Controversy swirled in a Long Island suburb of Manhattan this weekend after a local congregation dismissed its longtime Torah-cantillation specialist for adhering to ...
Read More »Jews Have Gall To Desecrate Al Aqsa Compound By Existing Near It
Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel. Jerusalem, ...
Read More »Star Of David Suspiciously Absent From Conspiracy Theory Editorial Cartoon
“It’s kind of obvious there’s something missing,” observed Carlos Latuff. London, June 24 – Editors and readers of a prominent international daily expressed confusion and concern today at the appearance in the publication of a political caricature averring the existence ...
Read More »Corbyn Applies For Exemption From IHRA Antisemitism Definition
“The IHRA definition now forces me to choose between political morality and political oblivion.” London, June 13 – The leader of Britain’s Labour Party wrote this week to the organization with the most widely-accepted parameters for deeming statements or attitudes ...
Read More »Suicide Bomber Detonates Too Late, Takes Out 72 Virgins
“There were body parts everywhere,” recalled Archangel Gabriel. Hodeidah, Yemen, May 30 – A jihad warrior wearing an explosive vest set off his charge a split second after his partner today, resulting in the second explosion straddling the earthly and Jannah ...
Read More »Jews Living Rent-Free In Islamist Heads Also Not Paying Jizya There
Experts confess inability to account for the phenomenon. Ankara, May 22 – Observers noted this week that not only do Islamists dedicate large portions of their minds to Jews and charge nothing for the space allotted, they appear to violate ...
Read More »Dinosaurs OK With Extinction After Hearing About Progressives Supporting Islamists
“We never saw an allosaurus do anything that dumb, and their brains are no bigger than ours, if you catch my drift.” Late Cretaceous, May 13 – Reptiles that ruled the earth for 120 million years before an asteroid impact ...
Read More »Good Samaritan Checks Wayfarer’s Old Tweets Before Deciding Whether To Help
“Can you imagine what would have happened to me if I’d rendered assistance without an adequate search of the guy’s Twitter, and it turned out he had liked a tweet by someone who has been insufficiently vehement in denouncing unenthusiastic ...
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