Jews view the Temple Mount, the site of two ancient shrines and the focal point of Jewish longing for thousands of years, as the most sacred location in their religion, but no one cares what Jews think or feel. Jerusalem, ...
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“It’s kind of obvious there’s something missing,” observed Carlos Latuff. London, June 24 – Editors and readers of a prominent international daily expressed confusion and concern today at the appearance in the publication of a political caricature averring the existence ...
Read More »Corbyn Applies For Exemption From IHRA Antisemitism Definition
“The IHRA definition now forces me to choose between political morality and political oblivion.” London, June 13 – The leader of Britain’s Labour Party wrote this week to the organization with the most widely-accepted parameters for deeming statements or attitudes ...
Read More »Suicide Bomber Detonates Too Late, Takes Out 72 Virgins
“There were body parts everywhere,” recalled Archangel Gabriel. Hodeidah, Yemen, May 30 – A jihad warrior wearing an explosive vest set off his charge a split second after his partner today, resulting in the second explosion straddling the earthly and Jannah ...
Read More »Jews Living Rent-Free In Islamist Heads Also Not Paying Jizya There
Experts confess inability to account for the phenomenon. Ankara, May 22 – Observers noted this week that not only do Islamists dedicate large portions of their minds to Jews and charge nothing for the space allotted, they appear to violate ...
Read More »Dinosaurs OK With Extinction After Hearing About Progressives Supporting Islamists
“We never saw an allosaurus do anything that dumb, and their brains are no bigger than ours, if you catch my drift.” Late Cretaceous, May 13 – Reptiles that ruled the earth for 120 million years before an asteroid impact ...
Read More »Good Samaritan Checks Wayfarer’s Old Tweets Before Deciding Whether To Help
“Can you imagine what would have happened to me if I’d rendered assistance without an adequate search of the guy’s Twitter, and it turned out he had liked a tweet by someone who has been insufficiently vehement in denouncing unenthusiastic ...
Read More »Sarsour Looking For Ways To Raise Money For Islamists But Look Like Helping Notre Dame
“I could go on about Jews, money, and lack of gratitude, but now we must focus on leveraging the current moment and Notre Dame.” New York, April 17 – A prominent activist for women’s and Muslims’ rights in the US aims ...
Read More »Use Of Chametz In Pads Prompts Rabbis: No Menstruating On Passover
“If a woman is committed as she should be to upholding the Torah and the sanctity of her people, she should be capable of willing her body to comply with Halacha.” Bnei Brak, April 8 – Jewish women must avoid ...
Read More »Pundits Too Stupid To Know Temple Mount, Not Western Wall, Judaism’s Holiest Site Still Considered Experts
Observers cited the related phenomenon of journalists describing Jerusalem as “holy to three religions” without noting that the importance of the city to Christianity and to Islam derives directly from its centrality to Judaism. Jerusalem, March 28 – Commentators and ...
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