“I could go on about Jews, money, and lack of gratitude, but now we must focus on leveraging the current moment and Notre Dame.” New York, April 17 – A prominent activist for women’s and Muslims’ rights in the US aims ...
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Feed SubscriptionUse Of Chametz In Pads Prompts Rabbis: No Menstruating On Passover
“If a woman is committed as she should be to upholding the Torah and the sanctity of her people, she should be capable of willing her body to comply with Halacha.” Bnei Brak, April 8 – Jewish women must avoid ...
Read More »Pundits Too Stupid To Know Temple Mount, Not Western Wall, Judaism’s Holiest Site Still Considered Experts
Observers cited the related phenomenon of journalists describing Jerusalem as “holy to three religions” without noting that the importance of the city to Christianity and to Islam derives directly from its centrality to Judaism. Jerusalem, March 28 – Commentators and ...
Read More »OIC Working To Get UN Human Rights Council Agenda Item 7 Into Ten Commandments
It mandates specific attention to Israel regardless of the situation there or elsewhere, and has resulted in more condemnations of the Jewish State than of all other nations combined. Sinai Desert, March 19 – Frenzied diplomatic activity in advance of ...
Read More »Democrats Relax On Global Warming After Ayatollah Issues Fatwa Forbidding Climate To Change
John Kerry urged his Democratic colleagues to free up organizational resources and time for other important areas of concern now that Khamenei had solved the climate crisis. Tehran, March 6 – A group that, in its efforts to persuade the public ...
Read More »Saints Bitter As Jesus Wins Martyr Of Month AGAIN
“It’s enough to make a saint wonder whether getting burned at the stake is even worth it.” Garden of Eden, February 27 – Heavenly sources reported today (Wednesday) that the thousands of Christians who suffered and died for the faith ...
Read More »Bible Critics Posit New Orange-Haired Author Of Crude Passages, Called “T”
The new proposed document focuses on menstruation, inappropriate sexuality, boastfulness, walls, fake news, and the term “sad.” Tel Aviv, February 18 – A venerable hypothesis regarding the sources of verses and passages in the first five books of the Hebrew Scriptures may ...
Read More »In UAE, Pope Discovers Marriage Loophole For Sex Abuse Of Minors
“It’s not unprecedented to undo thousands of years of doctrine with the stroke of a pen,” remarked religion scholar Pete O’Filia. Abu Dhabi, February 7 – The head of the Roman Catholic Church slapped his forehead in a moment of ...
Read More »Angels On Head Of Pin Mixed Dancing
The long-term implications of the discovery remain unclear. Jerusalem, January 29 – Scandal gripped the ultra-orthodox world this week following a discovery that the celestial beings who serve as the subject of many conceptual inquiries perform gavottes, horas, and other rhythmic ...
Read More »Christ Sues ‘Christ At The Checkpoint’ For Unlawful Use Of Name
“The one place in the entire Middle East with a growing, thriving Christian population is the one country these people oppose because it’s a Jewish state.” Bethlehem, January 16 – The Prince of Peace, King of the Jews, Son of ...
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