He has acknowledged he has no knowledge of Hebrew, Jewish hermeneutics, or Talmud.
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Yeshiva Dropout Suggests IDF Avoid Genocide Charges By Using Bullets ‘Sold’ To A Goy
"We do it with chametz," he argued.
Read More »Islamic Martyrs Too Late To Heaven: Natives Already Sacrificed All The Virgins
"Given the lack of prophecy, we could not issue updates."
Read More »Gaza Haggadah Inflates Number Of Dead Palestinian Children Instead Of Number Of Plagues
The sum reaches "more than the population of the Gaza Strip."
Read More »Expanding Definition Of ‘Al Aqsa’ On Track To Include Entire Levant By 2034
"Al Aqsa only seems to expand in directions associated with the presence of Jews."
Read More »If Not Now Seder Advanced To Friday Morning
They cannot afford to squander such an opportunity to piggyback their political agenda onto an ancient tradition.
Read More »Elders Forget Gentile Blood; Jews Forced To Use Water In Matza For 3,336th Year In A Row
"Preferably the blood of a Christian child, but that's more custom than anything else. There weren't any Christians yet at the Exodus."
Read More »Office Of Inquisition Revived For Use Against Insufficiently ‘Pro-Palestine’ Jews
"Anyone with insufficient devotion to freeing Palestine through blood and fire cannot claim to be progressive."
Read More »God Too Busy Listening To Freddy Mercury’s Dope-Ass Music On Repeat To Judge Him
Attempts by several angels to interrupt with questions prompted a divine grin and the words, "Don't Stop Me Now."
Read More »Progressives Ambivalent About Bible: Characters Nonwhite But Whites Fond Of Them
"It's doubly problematic because we associate the word Israel with oppressors."
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