Operation Protective Edge, framed as an effort to suppress rocket fire by Hamas, was actually an elaborate ruse to kill Palestinians to use their blood in matza. Jerusalem, March 19 – Manufacturers of unleavened bread for the Jewish holiday of ...
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“I was definitely in it for the glory of jihad and freeing our lands of the infidel usurper,” one recalled as he hurled a rare copy of an illuminated Quran into the pyre, then watched as it curled, blackened, and ...
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“Am I supposed to grow figs or something? I can see him causing my trees to wither and die, just to eliminate competition.” Capernaum, Galilee, March 9 – Sellers of loaves and fishes voiced concern today about losing business to ...
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“Of course there will be those who try to outdo what came before.” New York, March 5 – Police believe the recent spate of bomb threats against Jewish places of worship was a misunderstanding, a department spokesman announced today, with ...
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“As an intellectual exercise, if nothing else, let us consider the implications of this idea.” Cairo, March 1 – Scholars at the Islamic University of Cairo have raised the possibility that Allah, the all-powerful deity who created and sustains the ...
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A Mikveh attendant who gave her name as Riva Rivenu told reporters that confusion over who had made an appointment for a 7:45 immersion led to the fracas. Brooklyn, February 22 – Officers from the NYPD’s 66th precinct responded to a ...
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Fed up, as it were, by the man’s attitude, the Lord appeared in a vision to Bonner and instructed him to cease all petition. Rockville Centre, NY, February 20 – The Lord God Almighty finally responded to repeated entreaties by ...
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Some members of the Badatz are instructing their disciples and followers to disdain the earlier Jerusalem Talmud as well. Bnei Brak, February 15 – A group of spiritual authorities has barred the study of Talmud because the work states that ...
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“I saw not a hint of a post-colonialist approach, and this was a man who lived in the Middle East for most of his adult life.” New York, February 8 – A leading figure in liberal Judaism is struggling to ...
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“In examining evidence regarding approximately eighteen million Bar Mitzva celebrations documented since 1920, we have yet to encounter another case where ‘which ____ read so beauuuuutifully’ was not invoked.” Kfar Sava, February 6 – Anthropologists in search of heretofore unknown ...
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