“So do we put presents under the turkey, or what?” Newport News, Virginia (AP) – The relatively early occurrence of Hanukkah this year has sown perplexity among assimilated American Jews, who have become accustomed to combining or confusing the holiday’s ...
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“‘Paperwork’ fees? Paper won’t be invented for two thousand years. What a racket.” Hebron, November 23 – The patriarch Abraham decided to buy his own burial ground to bury his late wife after encountering exorbitant prices to inter her in ...
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If the behavior of the land were any indication of its awareness, one might come to the erroneous conclusion that it favors non-Muslim rule. Jerusalem, November 17 – The strip of land nestled between the Mediterranean Sea and the Jordan ...
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In the end, Jonah was forced to lay out the cost of an entire boat and crew. Jaffa, November 14 – A man of God attempting to avoid fulfillment of a divine mission he was given encountered trouble this morning ...
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The mobs of chanting protesters specifically called for Nate Silver, who administers Five-Thirty-Eight, to be handed over to them to be dragged through the streets and hanged in the public square. Washington, November 9 – Left-leaning voters and pundits in ...
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“The rabbi knew exactly what points of Christian doctrine to attack, as if someone had gone through the Bible for him and marked the passages that undermine the faith.” Barcelona, November 2 – In the aftermath of Rabbi Moshe ben ...
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“While anyone may still wait six hours, one should do so as a personal stringency, not as an observance of the actual law.” Jerusalem, October 31 – A leading arbiter of Jewish law has determined that the transition to standard ...
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“This should have been done years ago.” Jerusalem, October 27 – An opposition lawmaker known for pursuing female empowerment has promised to continue the fight during the coming winter parliamentary session with a legislative proposal that would require the addition ...
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Israelite leaders accused the organization of bias. Wilderness of Zin, October 20 – In the midst of the Sukkot festival celebrating the divine protection manifest in the Clouds of Glory that surround the Israelites in their journey from servitude in ...
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“A day for attaining atonement for one’s offenses could hardly be more egregiously violated than by spending the entire time clothed in stolen styles.” Supernal realms, October 11 – The angelic souls of professors and career scholars of the humanities ...
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