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Feed SubscriptionGod Too Busy Listening To Freddy Mercury’s Dope-Ass Music On Repeat To Judge Him
Attempts by several angels to interrupt with questions prompted a divine grin and the words, "Don't Stop Me Now."
Read More »Progressives Ambivalent About Bible: Characters Nonwhite But Whites Fond Of Them
"It's doubly problematic because we associate the word Israel with oppressors."
Read More »After Enslaving Hebrews, Pharaoh Calls Plagues ‘Escalation’
"We could have capped the level of suffering at slavery and infanticide vs. occasional blood, amphibians, and bugs. No, you had to introduce pestilence."
Read More »Madrassa Instructor Caught Masturbating To Pics Of IDF Troops In Diapers
"If it were actual kids, or goats, no one would mind."
Read More »Guitar Sitting Ominously In Corner At Synagogue Teen Leadership Seminar
The sight indicated they were in for an even more awkward time than the cringe they had anticipated.
Read More »Single Prehistoric Supercontinent Means All Land Actually Islamic
Pangaea's Islamic status does not necessarily indicate that earlier supercontinents were not also Dar-al-Islam.
Read More »J-Street To Offer Conversion So Antisemites Can Libel Israel ‘As A Jew…’
Forging Identity for Goyim to Legitimize Explicit Antisemitic Fulminations (FIGLEAF).
Read More »Chazan At Shul With Best Kiddush In Town Thinks People Come To Hear Him Sing
"Ten times the number most of the other shuls in the area get."
Read More »35-Year-Old Hamas Child Martyr To Be Tried In Heaven As Adult
"All of the Gaza dead are children. Even the journalists."
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