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Church Historians Discover St. John Not Named After Toilet

Church Historians Discover St. John Not Named After Toilet

The beginning of the confusion lies in ancient manuscripts called the Dead Pee Scrolls. Rome, March 21 – Upending one of the longest-held assumptions in ecclesiastical scholarship, the Roman Catholic Church announced this morning that it had officially refuted the ...

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Iran Offers Jews Blood Of Homosexuals For Matza

Iran Offers Jews Blood Of Homosexuals For Matza

Jewish leaders have yet to respond to the overture. Tehran, March 9 – In the spirit of what it called religious tolerance for the minorities within its borders, the Islamic Republic of Iran announced today that it would supply the ...

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Trump Clearly More Virtuous, Pious Than Pope

Trump Clearly More Virtuous, Pious Than Pope

“Mr. Trump has demonstrated that our elaborate headgear, indicating religious authority, is no match for that… thing on his head.” Rome, February 27 – Officials in the Roman Catholic Church admitted today that Republican Party frontrunner for the presidential nomination ...

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Narcissus Opens Instagram Account

Narcissus Opens Instagram Account

Narcissus uniformly waxes poetic about the frustration and futility of his desire for the man in the image. Thespiae, Boeotia, February 14 – Legendary figure of Greek mythology Narcissus started his own account on one of the world’s leading photo-sharing ...

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