Narcissus uniformly waxes poetic about the frustration and futility of his desire for the man in the image. Thespiae, Boeotia, February 14 – Legendary figure of Greek mythology Narcissus started his own account on one of the world’s leading photo-sharing ...
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He pronounced that word as if the H were a Y, as is his custom. New York, February 9 – GOP presidential hopeful and real estate mogul Donald Trump voiced excitement today at the upcoming birth of his next grandchild, promising ...
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The search engine consistently gives better answers than most Rabbis. Jerusalem, February 4 – The Chief Rabbinate of Israel will soon take up the question of whether to confer Rabbinic ordination upon the search engine Google, since it provides information ...
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“If I have to listen to that brat crow one more time about ambushing me with a Polaroid and depicting my likeness, I’m going to snap.” Heaven, January 31 – The founder of Islam has submitted a grievance to the ...
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Iran is the world’s largest state sponsor of terrorism. Vatican City, January 27 – Officials in the Roman Catholic Church expressed shock and disgust today upon discovering that despite extensive preparations to make the artwork at the complex physically modest ...
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“Next you’ll tell me God wants us to arrange the Song at the Sea as an 80’s glam-rock ballad.” Marah, Sinai Peninsula, January 20 – Aficionados of high-percentage cocoa-solid chocolates expressed disappointment this week after Moses sweetened the lakes here for ...
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Ten destructive plagues led to earlier, separate calls for an inquiry into those events as crimes against humanity. Stockholm, January 18 – Swedish Minister of Foreign Affairs Margot Wallstrom called for an investigation into the Lord and Moses today, saying ...
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“Despite nearly three years of research, we have nothing to show for our efforts.” Stockholm, January 13 – Experts in religion are still looking for an act that with confidence can be said to be characteristic of, or attributable to, ...
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An as-yet-unidentified chemical or environmental factor evidently makes the same phenomenon in Arab or Muslim societies far less objectionable. Hebron, January 9 – Research by a team of scientists testing the status of capital punishment has determined unequivocally that under ...
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“If I were rich, this wouldn’t be such a groiser problem.” Anatevka, Ukraine, January 4 – Fabled dairy farmer Tevye Milchiger suffered a potential loss of local market share this week when the leading kashrus agency in the region revoked ...
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