“These are but the latest features in a Hell much more accepting of persons with disabilities.” River Styx Crossing, July 12 – A new renovation to the Underworld has brought physical improvements that include enhanced compatibility for people who can ...
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“We cannot allow the mere shift in phases of the moon to dictate that we diminish our efforts to drive the Jewish ape-pig infidel from the land.” Jerusalem, July 7 – Muslims have responded enthusiastically to calls encouraging them to ...
Read More »Suicide Bomber Denied 72 Virgins; Forgot To Yell ‘Allahu Akbar’
He will be allowed to watch as others are provided their allotment of six dozen virgins. Rafah, Egypt, July 1 – Mustafa Ali Al-Masri, 22, blew himself up in this Egyptian border town today, injuring six paramilitary police, but will not ...
Read More »70% Think Lyric Is ‘Who Put The Ram In The Ramadan? A Ding-Dong’
“When I encounter that, I’m revved up like a douche.” Houston, June 27 – A survey of music consumers revealed this week that a solid majority believe the name of the monthlong Islamic practice of daytime fasting called Ramadan is ...
Read More »Spelling-Challenged Anti-Islam Activists Protest Vail (Colorado)
The name “Vail” gives undeserved tribute to a culture that subjugates women, promotes terrorism, and suppresses dissent. Vail, CO, June 17 – A group of semiliterate activists opposed to Islamic practices demonstrated in this Rocky Mountain resort town Wednesday, demanding ...
Read More »Israel Only Mideast Country Promoting Safe Sects
In many Mideast societies it takes force to unite opposite sects. Jerusalem, June 10 – A survey of Middle East religious communities and their host countries shows that Israel remains the only country in the region that makes it a policy ...
Read More »IS Vows To Follow Islamic Tradition Of Capturing, Neglecting Jerusalem
Jerusalem’s history bears evidence of this repeating pattern, from the initial Islamic conquest in the seventh century CE to the relatively short-lived Jordanian occupation of 1948-1967. Ar-Raqqah, Syria, June 3 – A spokesman for the Islamic State of Iraq and ...
Read More »Attendees Sure Everyone Else Covering Synagogue Expenses
Many believe that the institution exists to serve their spiritual needs and sense of community, but that no reciprocal element of that relationship exists. Jerusalem, May 26 – To a man, each person present at Friday night services has convinced ...
Read More »Haredi Paper Forgets To Airbrush Out Hot New Minister
The photograph in question also included two other female cabinet members, Minister of Culture Miri Regev and Deputy Foreign Minister Tzipi Hotovely, but their hotness has been overshadowed by that of Minister Shaked. Jerusalem, May 17 – An ultra-orthodox ...
Read More »Rabbis: Avoid Gharqad Wood In Lag BaOmer Bonfires
Judaism authority Ali Abunimah says the Rabbis saw fit to warn Israelis not to use it because of their fundamental insecurity about their faith. Jerusalem, May 6 – In advance of the minor festival of Lag BaOmer that begins Wednesday night, ...
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