Aides to the minister said existing licenses would not be recalled and reissued to conform to the guidelines, as such a ruling would be unduly disruptive and unfair to the public. Jerusalem, April 30 – Incoming Minister of Transport Moshe ...
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Feed SubscriptionMuslims Demand Everest Be Made Shorter Than Al-Aqsa
Historically, the Muslim rulers of Jerusalem were able to enforce a ban on non-Muslim structures higher than Al Aqsa, but did not always choose to do so. Mecca, April 23 – Islamic authorities expressed outrage today that any structure would ...
Read More »Synagogue Cancels Holocaust Memorial Event Lest It Offend Muslims
Congregation members would instead be invited to a colloquium with local Muslim leaders to discuss the Palestinian experience of oppression. New York, April 16 – A metropolitan-area synagogue called off its planned ceremony in memory of the Holocaust to avoid giving ...
Read More »Rabbinical Student Still Waiting For Part About How To Control World
He keeps not finding any hint of how to dominate the global economy while keeping a boot on the throat of the goyim. Brooklyn, April 8 – A candidate for rabbinical ordination nearing the end of his course of study ...
Read More »UN To Investigate 10 Plagues As Possible Crimes Against Humanity
The Council has already appointed Canadian professor William Schabas to head the commission, citing his experience with similar inquiries. Geneva, April 1 – The United Nations Human Rights Council has appointed a commission to collect and analyze evidence that the ...
Read More »Man Caught Trying To Smuggle Tiny Parchments In His Phylacteries
In an unrelated incident at Malpensa this morning, security was alerted to a possible suicide bomber when a traveler from Tel Aviv was seen with strings protruding from under his shirt. Milan, Italy, March 26 – Security and customs officials ...
Read More »Rabbi Accidentally Issues Fatwa
“Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of this,” said Rabbi Grosser Chumra of Bnei Brak. Jerusalem, March 17 – A leader of a prominent faction of Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel mistakenly invoked his religious authority in the form of ...
Read More »Rabbinate Warns Gentile Blood For Matza Scarcer This Year
Generous assessments have the number of missing children at close to 14,000, but the Hamas-run Ministry of Health balks at such inflated numbers and accuses those who promote them of purveying naked propaganda. Jerusalem, March 11 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis issued ...
Read More »Harvard: Homosexuality Created By Zionists To Pervert Muslims
As a result of the Zionist homosexuality pathogen, the frequency of homosexuality in the Muslim world has increased four hundredfold in the ensuing eighty years. Cambridge, Massachusetts, March 4 – Researchers at Harvard University Medical School have concluded that homosexuality ...
Read More »Rabbis Rule Software Must Ask 3 Times Before Format Conversion
The new rules, called the Graphic Interface Yes-Urging Requirements (GIYUR), are aimed at gauging the sincerity of file conversions and weeding out the potentially dangerous ones. Jerusalem, February 25 – Israel’s Chief Rabbinate instituted new rules today for handling the ...
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