He keeps not finding any hint of how to dominate the global economy while keeping a boot on the throat of the goyim. Brooklyn, April 8 – A candidate for rabbinical ordination nearing the end of his course of study ...
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The Council has already appointed Canadian professor William Schabas to head the commission, citing his experience with similar inquiries. Geneva, April 1 – The United Nations Human Rights Council has appointed a commission to collect and analyze evidence that the ...
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In an unrelated incident at Malpensa this morning, security was alerted to a possible suicide bomber when a traveler from Tel Aviv was seen with strings protruding from under his shirt. Milan, Italy, March 26 – Security and customs officials ...
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“Frankly, I’m not sure what to make of this,” said Rabbi Grosser Chumra of Bnei Brak. Jerusalem, March 17 – A leader of a prominent faction of Ultra-Orthodox Jews in Israel mistakenly invoked his religious authority in the form of ...
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Generous assessments have the number of missing children at close to 14,000, but the Hamas-run Ministry of Health balks at such inflated numbers and accuses those who promote them of purveying naked propaganda. Jerusalem, March 11 – Israel’s Chief Rabbis issued ...
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As a result of the Zionist homosexuality pathogen, the frequency of homosexuality in the Muslim world has increased four hundredfold in the ensuing eighty years. Cambridge, Massachusetts, March 4 – Researchers at Harvard University Medical School have concluded that homosexuality ...
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The new rules, called the Graphic Interface Yes-Urging Requirements (GIYUR), are aimed at gauging the sincerity of file conversions and weeding out the potentially dangerous ones. Jerusalem, February 25 – Israel’s Chief Rabbinate instituted new rules today for handling the ...
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If the rollout proves successful, a similar policy will be applied to airline passengers who treat flight attendants and fellow travelers with disrespect. Heaven, February 20 – The Lord Almighty confirmed today that He has formally embarked on a policy ...
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“We note the worrisome trend of people associating violence by people of the Muslim faith with violence by people of the Muslim faith.” New York, February 15 – Editors at the New York Times are struggling to find a common ...
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By evening, a summary and brief commentary by a Bnei Brak Rabbi had appeared, entitled Cover Thy Ass. Heaven, February 14 – The omnipotent Creator announced today that He will issue a modification to a famous statute proscribing perjury, departing ...
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