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Meah Shearim EMTs To Treat Only The Modestly Dressed

Meah Shearim EMTs To Treat Only The Modestly Dressed

Jerusalem, December 10 – Volunteer paramedics serving the ultra-orthodox Jerusalem enclave of Meah Shearim have announced that effective immediately, they will refuse medical treatment to anyone whose attire does not meet the modesty requirements of Jewish law. The local volunteer ...

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New Haredi Trend Sees Men Recircumcise Selves As Adults

New Haredi Trend Sees Men Recircumcise Selves As Adults

Bnei Brak, November 27 – Growing stringency in the practice of Jewish law among the ultra-orthodox has a new generation of adherents arranging to undergo circumcision a second – and sometimes third – time after they reach adulthood, observers report. ...

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Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

Messiah Thwarted By Lone Jew Violating Sabbath

An attempt to fulfill the millennia-old dream of ushering in the messianic age by having all Jews observe a single Sabbath was spoiled this Saturday by Morty Hope, a 41-year-old Jew from Anchorage, Alaska, who violated the holy day by ...

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Slow Download Speeds Hampering Access To 72 Virgins

Slow Download Speeds Hampering Access To 72 Virgins

Mosul, Iraq, November 2 – Crumbling technological infrastructure in the war-torn Middle East is wreaking havoc with Islamic martyrs’ ability to reach their promised 72 virgins, religious leaders told reporters today. The civil war in Syria, tribal fighting in Iraq, ...

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Jews To Expand Use Of Gentile Blood To Cookies, Pizza

Jews To Expand Use Of Gentile Blood To Cookies, Pizza

Jerusalem, October 13 – After focusing for nearly a thousand years on the ritual inclusion of non-Jewish blood in their Passover unleavened bread, Jews have begun to broaden their use of the special substance in other foodstuffs beyond the strictly ...

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