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Feed Subscription‘Anti-Zionist’ Idiocy Challenges Talmud Dictum ‘There Is Wisdom Among The Nations’
"These people aren't exactly Einsteins."
Read More »Rabbinate: Wedding Without Chocolate Potentially Invalid
Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.
Read More »Woman Oddly Unexcited To Discover Jewish Law Permits Consumption Of Cheese Maggots
Shulhan Arukh Yoreh De'ah Section 84 Paragraph 16.
Read More »Raspberries Pointedly Omitted From Biblical List Of Fruits Gracing Promised Land
Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.
Read More »‘Jews Are Just A Religion’ Wrongly Asserted In 408-Reply Israel-Palestine Thread For 320th Time
The thread began with a debunking of a notorious map purporting to show "Palestinian loss of land" since 1947.
Read More »Man Thinks His Amateurish, Formulaic ‘Chazanut’ Appealing
Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.
Read More »Talmud Manuscript Copyist’s Sick Acrostic Burn Of Teacher Ruined By Print Edition
What other brilliant or scathing pranks by manuscript copyists are forever lost?
Read More »Trump Alleges Fraud When Search For Chametz Comes Up Short
He claimed the same dark forces behind the “theft” of that presidential contest had meddled with the results of the leaven-search. Mar-a-Lago, April 5 – The former President of the United States whose followers allege malfeasance in the counting of ...
Read More »Pharisees Rid Seder Of Man Who Miraculously Produces Loaves Forbidden On Passover
“It’s not really our business what the Romans to do him,” shrugged a man named Philip. “At this point we can wash our hands of the incident.” Jerusalem, March 28 – A group of Jewish sages narrowly avoided violation of ...
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