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Feed SubscriptionMan Saved 1980’s Rebbe Trading Cards, Thinking They’d Be Valuable Someday
Neighbors bought Upper Deck baseball cards, but Sam and his classmates latched onto a more Jewish equivalent that teachers had encouraged them to collect.
Read More »Congregant’s Noting Less Talking During Services Coincides With Forgetting Hearing Aid
"Maybe my shushing everyone through the years is finally having an effect."
Read More »Synagogue Congregant Fails To Start ‘Wave’
"Things in the women's section were just dead."
Read More »‘Anti-Zionist’ Idiocy Challenges Talmud Dictum ‘There Is Wisdom Among The Nations’
"These people aren't exactly Einsteins."
Read More »Rabbinate: Wedding Without Chocolate Potentially Invalid
Chocolate's ubiquitous role in celebration means if it is lacking, we are concerned that one or both of the parties will feel defrauded, and the transaction is void.
Read More »Woman Oddly Unexcited To Discover Jewish Law Permits Consumption Of Cheese Maggots
Shulhan Arukh Yoreh De'ah Section 84 Paragraph 16.
Read More »Raspberries Pointedly Omitted From Biblical List Of Fruits Gracing Promised Land
Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.
Read More »‘Jews Are Just A Religion’ Wrongly Asserted In 408-Reply Israel-Palestine Thread For 320th Time
The thread began with a debunking of a notorious map purporting to show "Palestinian loss of land" since 1947.
Read More »Man Thinks His Amateurish, Formulaic ‘Chazanut’ Appealing
Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.
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