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Moses refused to mention raspberries, a fruit he finds unremarkable at best, and nauseating at worst.

The thread began with a debunking of a notorious map purporting to show "Palestinian loss of land" since 1947.

Congregants suppress indications they find his trite bombastic tendencies awkward or undesirable, so as not to humiliate another in public.

What other brilliant or scathing pranks by manuscript copyists are forever lost?

He claimed the same dark forces behind the “theft” of that presidential contest had meddled with the results of the leaven-search. Mar-a-Lago, April 5 – The former President of the United States whose followers allege malfeasance in the counting of ...

“It’s not really our business what the Romans to do him,” shrugged a man named Philip. “At this point we can wash our hands of the incident.” Jerusalem, March 28 – A group of Jewish sages narrowly avoided violation of ...

"I could do such a better job with 'O Unholy One Who Darkens the Sun'. And he always uses the same stupid tune."

“No one needs to hear how righteous you are when we all know you’re only interested in chugging enough liquor to pass out and maybe throw up six or seven times along the way.” Jerusalem, March 8 – A resident ...

“Glorying in the violent, targeted deaths of children because they are ‘agents of Apartheid’ or some other falsehood – well, that makes Allah glad He decided to gradually withdraw His favor from the Islamic world some time ago. Now the process ...

Ḥoni attracted criticism for his confrontational, almost embarrassing, encounter with God, but his critics conceded that his “familial” position in the divine “household” had helped them. Mr. Beast, too, has faced criticism for some of his philanthropic efforts. Greensboro, February ...