“If I remember correctly he said something about seeing an opportunity and going for it like a tiger.” Pittsburgh, February 2 – An joint event with several pro-Palestinian activist groups has managed to secure the participation of a figure of at ...
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“Any reasonably smart Israel portfolio is going to do well.” New York, January 22 – A securities-trading firm announced today that its most successful package of equity issues for the last five years consists only of shares in companies that ...
Read More »Movement Suffused With Antisemites Denies It Antisemitic
“When you cite facts about the ubiquity of antisemitism in the pro-Palestine movement, you smear us.” New York, January 13 – A collection of organizations, activists, and ideologues supporting the Free Palestine cause, which attracts every manner of Judaeophobe, insisted ...
Read More »1:1 Correlation Btw Thinking ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Just Means ‘F- Biden’ And ‘AntiZionism Not Antisemitism’
The phenomenon reflects a robust consistency in their capacity to shoehorn facts into ill-fitting preconceived biases, whether conscious or not. Washington, January 4 – Researchers have discovered an exact match in gullibility or self-deception between those who believe an expression that gained ...
Read More »Focus On Family, Community Rather Than Palestine Makes Man Obvious Racist
“It’s internalized white supremacy,” agreed Palestine Solidarity Campaign volunteer Holden Lamaar. Hempstead, December 26 – A local small-business proprietor who devotes his time and resources to nurturing his children, enriching his marriage, caring for his aging parents, volunteering at a ...
Read More »‘Antizionism Not Antisemitism’ Claim Failing To Make Inroads Beyond Antisemities, Idiots
“I don’t think I will surprise anyone participating in this conversation when I say I know exactly (((who))) bears the blame for this state of affairs.” Brooklyn, December 15 – Opponents of Jewish sovereignty in the ancestral Jewish homeland voiced ...
Read More »Biden Admin Vague On Whether Taiwan Part Of Palestine
“Ultimately it all has to be about Palestine,” explained State Department spokesman Ned Price. Washington, December 6 – The White House continued to maintain its diplomatically ambiguous approach to the status of the island where the Nationalist Chinese government took ...
Read More »Death Of Last Nazi War Criminal Deprives Palestinians Of Chance To Honor Him
“Our struggle was his struggle.” Ramallah, November 25 – Representatives from the office of President Mahmoud Abbas voiced their regret today, following the passing of the last known participant in the organized slaughter of millions of Jews during the Second ...
Read More »NY AG Investigates Unilever Over Ben & Jerry Being Insufferable
An intolerable level of sanctimony and self-righteous preening despite questionable progressive credentials. Albany, November 16 – New York State’s law enforcement arm began an inquiry into the international conglomerate that holds a controlling stake in an ice cream manufacturer with ...
Read More »Palestine Activists Disappointed: Upcoming Kristallnacht Observance Not A Reenactment
“Now what are we going to do with all this gear?” Toronto, November 4 – Students and community figures devoted to fighting Zionism and anyone associated with the movement voiced a sense of letdown today upon discovering that this week’s ...
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