“We demand the same support that they get for taking a stand against having to leave a rental property if you refuse to pay rent.” New York, June 16 – Occupants of several apartments in Bushwick continued their withholding today ...
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Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts. New York, May 27 – A report by Human Rights Watch that redefined a loaded political term in order to shoehorn Israeli ...
Read More »International Community Urges Restraint By Britain Amid Blitz
Activists demanded that funds for the Royal Air Force and ground-based anti-aircraft batteries be cut from the defense budget. Geneva, May 13 – As German bombs rained down on London and other British cities, diplomats, government officials, and human rights ...
Read More »Hamas Rocket Performance Looking Eerily Familiar To Galactic Empire Storm Troopers
“Did we train them?” wondered Tarkin. Tatooine, May 4 – Military officials in a galaxy far, far away have taken note of the accuracy, or lack thereof, of the missiles fired toward Israel by the Islamist movement that governs the ...
Read More »Get Rid Of Slimy gilrS Club Narrowly Defeats BDS Motion
“We focus on combating the pernicious influence of girls, chief among them our arch-nemesis Susie Derkins. Now THAT is an entity to boycott.” Chagrin Falls, OH, April 22 – A spokesman for the local chapter of the Get Rid Of ...
Read More »Feeling Persecuted Among Jews, Anti-Zionist Jews Wish For Some State Where They Might Find Refuge
Anti-Zionists fear that they cannot entrust their continued existence to the whims of the majority of their ethnic minority. Berkeley, April 14 – A group of Jews whose ideology denies the centrality, necessity, and morality of Jewish sovereignty, and thus ...
Read More »By Sheer Coincidence, Anti-Zionists Find Selves AGAIN In Company Of Uighur-Genocide Deniers, Assad Apologists
“We’re all just so morally… consistent, I guess, is the word.” New York, April 1 – For at least the sixth time this week, a group of activists opposed to the existence of a Jewish state just happened to express ...
Read More »Caged Children At Mexico Border Relieved At Least World Hasn’t Forgotten Palestinians
“The multiple rapes I’ve suffered on my way here with traffickers are probably nothing compared to the rape of Palestine.” San Antonio, March 22 – Minors detained in over-capacity holding facilities after crossing into the country from Mexico voiced the ...
Read More »Groups Unable To Criticize Israel Without Nazi Analogies Very Concerned About IHRA Antisemitism Definition
“This will have a chilling effect on free expression. In fact it smacks of fascism – or am I not allowed to say that, either?” Washington, March 11 – Progressive activists whose default rhetoric involving the world’s only Jewish state ...
Read More »Scientists: Debate Over Palestinian Vaccine Responsibility Will Outlast Sun
Partisans will continue to talk past each other after the sun is a white dwarf. Pasadena, CA, March 2 – Astrophysicists predicted this week that the brouhaha concerning whether Israel must provide COVID immunizations to non-citizens living in areas under ...
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