“This is seriously overwrought, especially since so many of the victims were just Jews.” Miami, July 6 – Journalism operations focused on South Florida and the state’s largest metro area have yet to refocus on the all-important issue of Palestinian ...
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Feed Subscription‘Anti-Zionist’ Students Excited To Return To In-Person Instruction, Jew-Harassment
“I miss putting provocative messages on placards and challenging random people to condemn Israel or get called ethnic-cleansing apologists.” Berkeley, June 27 – Undergraduates across the country who hide their Jew-hate behind opposition to Israel expressed anticipation and enthusiasm for ...
Read More »Biden Robot’s G7 Gaffes Show It’s A Perfect Replica
The Party sought a ‘Biden’ that would convincingly replicate the original, but not exhibit quite enough decline to prompt invocation of the 25th Amendment. Washington, June 16 – The manufacturer of an android that had stood in for the 46th ...
Read More »Brooklyn Tenants Cite #SaveSheikhJarrah In Refusal To Pay Rent
“We demand the same support that they get for taking a stand against having to leave a rental property if you refuse to pay rent.” New York, June 16 – Occupants of several apartments in Bushwick continued their withholding today ...
Read More »Everything You Don’t Like Now Called Apartheid
Following HRW expansion of the term’s application, things that are Apartheid now include lawn maintenance and jelly-filled donuts. New York, May 27 – A report by Human Rights Watch that redefined a loaded political term in order to shoehorn Israeli ...
Read More »International Community Urges Restraint By Britain Amid Blitz
Activists demanded that funds for the Royal Air Force and ground-based anti-aircraft batteries be cut from the defense budget. Geneva, May 13 – As German bombs rained down on London and other British cities, diplomats, government officials, and human rights ...
Read More »Hamas Rocket Performance Looking Eerily Familiar To Galactic Empire Storm Troopers
“Did we train them?” wondered Tarkin. Tatooine, May 4 – Military officials in a galaxy far, far away have taken note of the accuracy, or lack thereof, of the missiles fired toward Israel by the Islamist movement that governs the ...
Read More »Get Rid Of Slimy gilrS Club Narrowly Defeats BDS Motion
“We focus on combating the pernicious influence of girls, chief among them our arch-nemesis Susie Derkins. Now THAT is an entity to boycott.” Chagrin Falls, OH, April 22 – A spokesman for the local chapter of the Get Rid Of ...
Read More »Feeling Persecuted Among Jews, Anti-Zionist Jews Wish For Some State Where They Might Find Refuge
Anti-Zionists fear that they cannot entrust their continued existence to the whims of the majority of their ethnic minority. Berkeley, April 14 – A group of Jews whose ideology denies the centrality, necessity, and morality of Jewish sovereignty, and thus ...
Read More »By Sheer Coincidence, Anti-Zionists Find Selves AGAIN In Company Of Uighur-Genocide Deniers, Assad Apologists
“We’re all just so morally… consistent, I guess, is the word.” New York, April 1 – For at least the sixth time this week, a group of activists opposed to the existence of a Jewish state just happened to express ...
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