“The multiple rapes I’ve suffered on my way here with traffickers are probably nothing compared to the rape of Palestine.” San Antonio, March 22 – Minors detained in over-capacity holding facilities after crossing into the country from Mexico voiced the ...
Read More »
“This will have a chilling effect on free expression. In fact it smacks of fascism – or am I not allowed to say that, either?” Washington, March 11 – Progressive activists whose default rhetoric involving the world’s only Jewish state ...
Read More »
Partisans will continue to talk past each other after the sun is a white dwarf. Pasadena, CA, March 2 – Astrophysicists predicted this week that the brouhaha concerning whether Israel must provide COVID immunizations to non-citizens living in areas under ...
Read More »
Activists demanded to put the allegorical Mr. Dumpty back together along with idyllic pre-Israel Palestine. Nabi Salih, February 18 – Activists have uncovered evidence that the series of wires, towers, concrete ramparts, and other obstacles that Israel credits with stopping ...
Read More »
“It’s not like we’re rushing to throw our Jew-haters under the bus.” Washington, February 10 – Leading Congressional and White House figures sought to calm fears this week that the government’s adoption of the International Holocaust Remembrance Alliance working definition ...
Read More »
Connors could swear we lived through this whole scenario already, and it didn’t turn out well. Punxsutawney, February 2 – Meteorologist Phil Connors acknowledged that the emerging policy of the new presidential administration toward the Islamic Republic of Iran and the ...
Read More »
“It feels good to have left the whole era of Fake News behind.” Washington, January 21 – Media personalities and commentators marveled today at the lack of corruption and controversy of the current presidential administration, already more than a thousand ...
Read More »
“This takes our practice of making the US and Israeli flags into doormats to the next level.” Tehran, January 12 – A member of a violent mob storming the US Capitol building last week who wielded a flagpole with the ...
Read More »
“We have to determine whether harming Jews is simply a positive side-effect of our efforts, or a goal in itself.” Sacramento, December 31 – Stalwarts of forward-leaning politics voiced consternation today at a new dilemma that may force them to ...
Read More »
Provisions of the arrangement mandate that the monies cover only US-manufactured products and US-based services. Washington, December 23 – One of the small number of opponents to American funding of Israeli military procurement and development conceded today that her principled ...
Read More »