“This takes our practice of making the US and Israeli flags into doormats to the next level.” Tehran, January 12 – A member of a violent mob storming the US Capitol building last week who wielded a flagpole with the ...
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Feed SubscriptionProgressives Torn As Bus Under Which To Throw Jews Fails Emissions Test
“We have to determine whether harming Jews is simply a positive side-effect of our efforts, or a goal in itself.” Sacramento, December 31 – Stalwarts of forward-leaning politics voiced consternation today at a new dilemma that may force them to ...
Read More »Omar OK With Aid To Israel If Husband’s Consulting Firm Gets Percentage
Provisions of the arrangement mandate that the monies cover only US-manufactured products and US-based services. Washington, December 23 – One of the small number of opponents to American funding of Israeli military procurement and development conceded today that her principled ...
Read More »Palestinians Expect Trump Campaign To Hijack UN Institutions, NGOs Now That Legal Options Spent
“I suspect we’ll see a Make America Great Again Liberation Organization spring up any day now.” Ramallah, December 14 – Proponents of a cause lost to events decades ago, but who have stubbornly clung to the impossibility of seeing their ...
Read More »Veil Maker: Antisemites Trying To Mask Hate The Only Reason Business Afloat
“They appear to believe that the veil prevents all and sundry from perceiving them as the antisemites they are.” London, December 3 – One of the few remaining manufacturers of formal garments to cover part of the wearer’s head, out of modesty, privacy, or ...
Read More »Khamenei Disappointed Not To Be Named Part Of Biden Transition Team
The Ayatollah grew to think he established almost a birthright to shape US Iran policy during the Obama administration. Tehran, November 24 – Insider reports emerged today that Iran’s Supreme Leader has admitted he feels let down at the fact that the incoming ...
Read More »If Reinstated, Corbyn Vows To Minimize Carbon Footprint On Way To Lay Wreaths At Terrorist Graves
“I have had, in my zeal for universal human equality, some blind spots.” London, November 12 – Ousted UK Labour Chairman Jeremy Corbyn continued to argue today in favor of revoking his expulsion from the party following an inquest finding ...
Read More »Man Can Argue Regardless Of Who Won, Election Results Prove Jews Control US
He had already blamed the Jews for the violence that has characterized the 2020 elections campaign, taking care to point to evidence that Jews bear responsibility for both left- and right-wing violence. Caldwell, November 4 – Last night’s presidential contest ...
Read More »Russia, China, Iran Accused Of Election Interference; Jews Not Used To 4th Place
“Being overshadowed in this way should be welcome, I suppose, but my colleagues and I must also confess a sense of disappointment and discomfort. It just isn’t… normal.” Washington, October 26 – Social media bots, disinformation, and attempts to influence ...
Read More »‘BDS’ Much Shorter Than ‘Movement To Make Jews Feel Unsafe Anywhere’
“Our real accomplishment isn’t in metrics of celebrity visits canceled, but creating an environment across the US and Europe where Jews feel threatened.” Berkeley, October 15 – Activists campaigning for the economic, diplomatic, and cultural isolation of the world’s only ...
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