“It’s not like the Party to be this, well, tone deaf, I guess is what you’d call it.” Xinjiang, August 2 – Inmates and administration staff at a facility that imprisons, enslaves, sterilizes, and otherwise abuses a Muslim ethnic minority ...
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“Whoever argues for us to take into account the concerns of Jews about their safety and security must have forgotten whom they’re addressing.” Amsterdam, July 22 – Continental states voiced shock today upon encountering the criticism of their providing money ...
Read More »Fall Sessions In Doubt, School Shooter Forced To Plan House-By-House Route
“I need a Plan A and a Plan, B,” muttered the bullying victim and introvert son of a single mother. Caldwell, NJ, July 13 – A troubled adolescent who intends to massacre students, faculty, staff, and anyone who tries to ...
Read More »Nation That Colonized Half Of World Warns Jews Not To Assert Control Over Own Homeland
UK and EU opposition, though by no means unified, comes against the backdrop of two thousand years of European and other dominant powers trying to prevent Jewish sovereignty anywhere. London, July 2 – A country that maintained a globe-spanning empire ...
Read More »Summer: De Blasio Uncharacteristically Opposed To Sending Jews To Camps
A spokesman for De Blasio’s all-white, all-male public relations team declined to address the mayor’s uncharacteristic opposition to Jews in camps. New York, June 23 – This city’s mayor does not wish to facilitate the movement of Jews in his ...
Read More »Seattle ‘Autonomous’ Zone Gains UN Seat
They’ve set their sights on the next level of legitimacy on a global level: Security Council membership. New York, June 11 – An area of Washington state’s largest city that the local government allowed protesters to take over has now ...
Read More »Palestinians Offer Black Lives Matter Tips On How To Shoot Selves In PR Foot
“Here in Black Lives Matter we don’t have that kind of organic dig-yourself-into-an-even-deeper-hole experience.” St. Louis, June 3 – Organizers of a grassroots movement to raise awareness of and protest police violence against African-Americans have received helpful advice from activists ...
Read More »De Blasio Getting Flak For PSA With Image Of Yarmulke-Wearing Virus
“We should be coming together to combat this virus and the kikes who spread it, not playing the blame game over racial tensions.” New York, May 20 – The mayor of the US’s largest city faced criticism today after the ...
Read More »Campus Israel Advocate Confounds ‘Progressive’ Opponents By Identifying As Anti-Zionist
“The far-left toolbox doesn’t have many tools, and the ‘oppression!’ cry is their go-to tactic for silencing opponents.” Davis, May 11 – A student activist in California’s state higher education system has confused and stymied anti-Israel groups at his school ...
Read More »Saeb Erekat To Highlight HBO Comedy Special
“The on-stage characters seem to seriously believe in the morally-inverted universe they inhabit.” New York, April 30 – A leading cable network and entertainment production company announced today it will harness the comedic potential of a mostly-untapped resource: leading Palestinian ...
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