He attends his “Jewish church” and quotes such famous Jewish figures as Jesus. London, August 7 – An anonymous Twitter user claiming to see eye-to-eye with the leader of the UK Labour Party on every issue, and who defends him ...
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Feed SubscriptionAnti-Zionist Hates Assumption He Antisemitic Just Because Anti-Zionism Antisemitic
“I have no problem with Jews. My problem is with Jews who try to make trouble by claiming Jews have the same rights as other nations.” New York, July 29 – An activist opposed to the existence of Israel as ...
Read More »Labour Solution To Members’ Antisemitism Frozen In Corbynite
A spokesman for Jezza accused disgruntled former associates of contriving a rebellion within his organization’s ranks and sowing rancor to undermine his position. Tatooine-on-Thames, July 18 – Jezza the Hutt’s palace holds a commanding view over the surrounding terrain, but the ...
Read More »Upcoming ‘Batman’ Reboot Reported To Erase Indigenous Gotham Palestinians
As it is known in the original Arabic, Gathma. Hollywood, July 9 – Indications have emerged via leaks from Warner Brothers that a scheduled iconic superhero action film scheduled for release early next year fails to depict Palestinians native to ...
Read More »Palestinians Furious That Ocasio-Cortez Stole Their ‘Concentration Camp’ Libel
“She apparently believes local or national political considerations trump, so to speak, our concerns.” Rafah, June 27 – Middle East Arabs who have used a term evocative of Nazi persecution and genocide of Jews to demonize Israel voiced outrage today ...
Read More »European Scholars Wonder Why Allies Didn’t Fight Nazi Military Wing, OK Political Wing
“The political leadership was over in Berlin, not out on the Eastern Front machine-gunning Jews by the hundreds of thousands.” Berlin, June 18 – Continental historians studying the conduct of the western allies leading up to and during the Second ...
Read More »Palestinians To Reenact D-Day, Aftermath By Shooting Americans
“We could just continue what we’ve been doing for years and fire our rockets at civilians, as the Germans did to Britain, but you wouldn’t know that’s a D-Day thing.” Caen, June 5 – The seventy-fifth anniversary of the Allied ...
Read More »Left Mystified How Its Tolerance Of Antisemitism Emboldened Far-Right Jew-Hate
“Who could have known?” Berlin, May 27 – Progressives expressed horror and surprise today at the realization that accepting Judaeophobic elements under their umbrella for the sake of a greater societal good may have signaled to radicals on the other end of the ...
Read More »Worldwide Protests Against China’s Repression Of Muslims Continue Not To Occur
Attendance at the rallies that did not take place in this timeline reached levels similar to those not seen at analogous fictional protests against Iranian meddling in Yemen, Iraq, Syria, Lebanon, and the Palestinian Territories. Paris, May 15 – Throngs ...
Read More »Mafia Wants A Piece Of Hamas’s Calm-For-Cash Racket
They reacted with open-mouthed awe at the scale at which Hamas commits deadly violence aimed at securing infusions of cash from Qatar via Israel. New York, May 7 – Leading figures in the city’s organized crime underworld expressed admiration and ...
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