Labour will maintain its reliable attitude toward the Jewish community no matter the outcome of negotiations. London, November 15 – Opposition leaders in the United Kingdom sought to assuage Jewish concerns over anticipated antisemitic backlash over Britain’s imminent step away ...
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Feed SubscriptionJ Street Vows Investigation After Endorsed Candidate Makes Pro-Israel Statement
“J Street will conduct a full investigation of Mike Rotch.” Washington, November 6 – A progressive political advocacy group calling itself “pro-Israel, pro-peace” promised today to get to the bottom of an emerging scandal, in which a politician the group ...
Read More »Palestinian Authority To Pay Lifetime Pension To Pittsburgh Shooter
“Our affinity with Nazis goes back to Mufti Husseini, and that affinity is thicker than mere ethnicity.” Ramallah, October 28 – The white supremacist who opened fire inside a Pennsylvania synagogue and killed 11 people will receive a generous monthly ...
Read More »Australia To Consider Recognizing Jerusalem As Capital, Pope As Catholic
“We anticipate some blowback from hard-liners on the pope thing.” Canberra, October 18 – Prime Minister Scott Morrison announced this week his administration will weigh the relocation of its Tel Aviv embassy to Israel’s declared capital, following the lead of ...
Read More »No One Sure Whether Pic Of Trudeau In Hijab Real Or Satire
Poe’s Law appears operative in this case. Ottawa, October 8 – An image depicting the prime minister of Canada wearing a traditional Islamic hair-covering for women might document an actual, deliberate sartorial choice, experts believe, but could just as easily ...
Read More »Israel Defense Ministry Saved Big This Year With Amazon Prime Day
Mission staff declined to specify the exact dollar amount they saved, as well as the identity of the products purchased. New York, July 31 – Procurement personnel at Israel’s defense materiel purchasing mission to the US in Manhattan voiced gratification ...
Read More »Sarsour To Fly To Iran To Force Women To Wear Hijab, Symbol Of Empowerment
She will share the wonders of the hijab with women overseas who have succumbed to misguided notions about the garment and its implications for feminism. New York, July 19 – A leader of the Women’s March feminist movement in the ...
Read More »Superman Fights To Defend Truth, Justice, American Way, Let Holocaust Happen
Ignoring Jewish suffering is actually an essential part of ‘the American Way,’ as demonstrated by immigration policy at the time. Metropolis, July 11 – The world’s greatest superhero granted an exclusive interview yesterday to PreOccupied Territory, in which he detailed ...
Read More »Zionist Summer Camps Boosting Aliyah By At Least 0%
The number of Jews moving to Israel from the US without Moshava would be different by a statistically insignificant margin. Honesdale, Pennsylvania, July 9 – Staff and administration at the largest Bnei Akiva summer program in the US expressed satisfaction ...
Read More »Troll Commenting On Niche Jewish Website Definitely Winning Hearts And Minds
“I’m definitely making an impact,” he assessed. Montclair, New Jersey, July 3 – An internet user who devotes time to posting incendiary comments to articles on a Jewish website with a modest following believes he has come closer to accomplishing ...
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