Poe’s Law appears operative in this case. Ottawa, October 8 – An image depicting the prime minister of Canada wearing a traditional Islamic hair-covering for women might document an actual, deliberate sartorial choice, experts believe, but could just as easily ...
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Mission staff declined to specify the exact dollar amount they saved, as well as the identity of the products purchased. New York, July 31 – Procurement personnel at Israel’s defense materiel purchasing mission to the US in Manhattan voiced gratification ...
Read More »Sarsour To Fly To Iran To Force Women To Wear Hijab, Symbol Of Empowerment
She will share the wonders of the hijab with women overseas who have succumbed to misguided notions about the garment and its implications for feminism. New York, July 19 – A leader of the Women’s March feminist movement in the ...
Read More »Superman Fights To Defend Truth, Justice, American Way, Let Holocaust Happen
Ignoring Jewish suffering is actually an essential part of ‘the American Way,’ as demonstrated by immigration policy at the time. Metropolis, July 11 – The world’s greatest superhero granted an exclusive interview yesterday to PreOccupied Territory, in which he detailed ...
Read More »Zionist Summer Camps Boosting Aliyah By At Least 0%
The number of Jews moving to Israel from the US without Moshava would be different by a statistically insignificant margin. Honesdale, Pennsylvania, July 9 – Staff and administration at the largest Bnei Akiva summer program in the US expressed satisfaction ...
Read More »Troll Commenting On Niche Jewish Website Definitely Winning Hearts And Minds
“I’m definitely making an impact,” he assessed. Montclair, New Jersey, July 3 – An internet user who devotes time to posting incendiary comments to articles on a Jewish website with a modest following believes he has come closer to accomplishing ...
Read More »Venezuela Berates Populace For ‘Zionist’ Idea Of Having Enough Food
Law enforcement has had its hands full for years with citizens falling prey to venomous Zionist ideas such as having economic security. Caracas, July 2 – Spokespeople for the administration of President Nicolás Maduro laced into protesters and the opposition ...
Read More »Khazar World Cup Team Puzzled By Antisemitic Slurs
“This is plain weird.” Nizhny Novgorod, June 26 – Team and staff members of this mostly Muslim and Christian west-Asian national team voiced confusion today after repeated encounters with fans of opposing teams in the world soccer championship hurling anti-Jewish ...
Read More »Treblinka Inmates Slap Foreheads, Realize Mistake: Not Being Mexican Children To Get Liberal Sympathy
“I can’t shake the sense that I actually knew it all along.” Treblinka, June 20 – Members of this death camp’s Sonderkommando, tasked with disposing of the corpses of fellow Jews from the gas chamber and cleaning it out for its ...
Read More »Democrats Hail Dennis Rodman For Success Of N Korea Summit
“I certainly can’t think of anyone more influential in this process.” Washington, June 12 – Minority leaders in Congress and their political allies praised a key figure in the developing détente with the Kim regime, a former National Basketball Association ...
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