“Ms. Umbridge represents the perfect choice to lead this commission: loyal to her superior, condescending of victims, and willing to tolerate or engage in violence to whitewash her faction’s official view.” London, April 18 – Mounting public pressure on Opposition Leader ...
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The executioners’ union might also demand involvement. Riga, Latvia, April 11 – The head of a local professional association voiced dissatisfaction with the way mass execution of area Jews was conducted, charging that making the Jews move earth with shovels ...
Read More »Man Can’t Decide Whether Congress Controlled By NRA, Oil, Or AIPAC
Do the banks control Congress, or does Big Pharma? Maybe it’s Monsanto? Insurance companies? Sugar? Chicago, April 9 – A radio personality known for his support of progressive politics voiced confusion today over different axiomatic assertions of his world view ...
Read More »BDS Advocate Has Already Won Like 6 Arguments In His Head During Shower
Actual humans do not make the same straw-man contentions as his mental interlocutors. New York, March 28 – A college student who spends time haranguing administrators, faculty, and fellow students to support divestment from Israel and boycott of the Israeli ...
Read More »UKLabour Pushing End To Iran Sanctions To Import Larger Rug Under Which To Sweep Antisemitism
“The entire institution of sanctions on Iran is a Jewish conspiracy. The best way to combat the machinations of the secret Jewish cabal is to hide away any evidence they might be able to exploit.” London, March 20 – Prominent ...
Read More »Trump Excited To Read Salacious Parts Of Stormy Daniels Tell-All Book
“It’s going to be the best memoir, because it’s about m- it’s about the president,” claimed a senior administration official. Washington, March 14 – White House insiders disclosed today that despite maintaining a public façade of indifference, the president cannot ...
Read More »Some Of Farrakhan’s Closest Friends Also Antisemities
“Today it’s Mr. Farrakhan, but tomorrow it will be you or me or anyone else who has the guts to stand up for progressive values such as seeing people of color as devoid of moral agency.” Chicago, March 7 – ...
Read More »Obama Administration Fuzzy On Who Was Supposed To Stop Russian Meddling In 2016 Elections
Someone should have been responsible for protecting the integrity of the electoral process, but, well, who knows who that might be? Washington, March 1 – Former officials of the previous presidential administration and public figures who accuse Russia of interfering ...
Read More »NY Times Writer Exceeds Annual Quota In 2nd Acknowledgment Of Palestinian Fault
It is an observation that only token right-wing op-ed columnist Bret Stephens is allowed to make. New York, February 22 – An editor for the Paper of Record faces potential disciplinary action for going beyond the permitted limit in an ...
Read More »J Street Warns Continued Existence Of Israel Will Cause Antisemitism
Analysts consider the right-wing Israeli government’s likelihood of adopting Mr. Ben-Ami’s proposal low. Washington, February 14 – The director of a lobbying group that bills itself as “pro-Israel, pro-peace” urged the Jewish State to consider dissolving itself to prevent outbreaks ...
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