“Zionism is a national liberation movement for Jews reasserting sovereignty in their ancestral homeland, and progressives should be all about that.” New York, May 9 – A leader of the Women’s March social justice movement announced today that following her ...
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Commentators noted that in the real world, Palestinian efforts rely consistently on the implied or explicit threat of violence, but that the places now targeted in this diplomatic offensive lie beyond the reach of such tactics. Ramallah, May 1 – ...
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The mechanism by which the erectile dysfunction occurs remains unknown. Atlanta, April 25 – Scientists have discovered a causative connection between hatred for Jews and reduced blood flow to male reproductive organs, a medical journal is reporting. This week’s issue ...
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“Ms. Umbridge represents the perfect choice to lead this commission: loyal to her superior, condescending of victims, and willing to tolerate or engage in violence to whitewash her faction’s official view.” London, April 18 – Mounting public pressure on Opposition Leader ...
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The executioners’ union might also demand involvement. Riga, Latvia, April 11 – The head of a local professional association voiced dissatisfaction with the way mass execution of area Jews was conducted, charging that making the Jews move earth with shovels ...
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Do the banks control Congress, or does Big Pharma? Maybe it’s Monsanto? Insurance companies? Sugar? Chicago, April 9 – A radio personality known for his support of progressive politics voiced confusion today over different axiomatic assertions of his world view ...
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Actual humans do not make the same straw-man contentions as his mental interlocutors. New York, March 28 – A college student who spends time haranguing administrators, faculty, and fellow students to support divestment from Israel and boycott of the Israeli ...
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“The entire institution of sanctions on Iran is a Jewish conspiracy. The best way to combat the machinations of the secret Jewish cabal is to hide away any evidence they might be able to exploit.” London, March 20 – Prominent ...
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“It’s going to be the best memoir, because it’s about m- it’s about the president,” claimed a senior administration official. Washington, March 14 – White House insiders disclosed today that despite maintaining a public façade of indifference, the president cannot ...
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“Today it’s Mr. Farrakhan, but tomorrow it will be you or me or anyone else who has the guts to stand up for progressive values such as seeing people of color as devoid of moral agency.” Chicago, March 7 – ...
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