Jewish advocates voiced frustration at the judge’s ruling. Gothenburg, December 12 – A magistrate in this Scandinavian city has ruled that the perpetrators of two Molotov cocktail attacks against Jewish houses of worship in the last three days may not be prosecuted under criminal ...
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“It is past time for the rest of the astronomical community to accept this fact and just move on.” Washington, December 6 – Diplomatic and political figures around the solar system prepared for another expected round of violence after White ...
Read More »Doctors Barred From Treating Obese Man Who Identifies As Thin
Under ordinances enacted earlier this year by the State of California, it constitutes a crime to treat another as different from their stated identity Oakland, November 29 – Bay Area physicians will not be allowed to discuss with, let alone offer ...
Read More »Dalia Rabin Says Clinton Groped Her Father At Oslo Signing
Rumors have swirled for years that Clinton made a similar crude move on Arafat. Tel Aviv, November 22 – The daughter of Israel’s slain Prime Minister Yitzhak Rabin added today to the furor surrounding allegations of sexual misconduct by former ...
Read More »American Islamists Puzzled By Outrage At Roy Moore
“We support our party’s campaign and the media’s whipping up anger at the guy, but let’s remember it’s all just politics.” Mobile, Alabama, November 15 – As revelations of former Alabama State Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore’s sexual pursuit of minors ...
Read More »Sarsour Launches #MeNeither Campaign After Racist Israeli Refuses To Grope Her
Within minutes, a dozen responses to the original post had come in. New York, November 8 – Brooklyn-based women’s and Muslims’ rights advocate Linda Sarsour accused Israel of racism today after an Israeli on the subway had the opportunity to ...
Read More »Britain Apologizes To Balfour For Palestinians
“By tolerating, even endorsing, then nursing, the Arab victim narrative, Britain betrayed Lord Balfour’s vision.” London, November 2 – In response to more than a year of Palestinian clamoring for an apology from Great Britain for the latter’s 1917 Balfour Declaration, ...
Read More »The Smiths To Reunite Just To Perform In Israel And Piss Off Roger Waters
The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...
Read More »City Of Oslo Regretting Its Name Attached To Failed Israeli-Palestinian Accords
At parties and other social gatherings, Oslo now avoids eye contact and interaction, preferring not to attend at all if possible. Oslo, October 23 – The Norwegian capital has grown to dislike its association with a much-hyped 1993 accord between ...
Read More »Harvey Weinstein To Lead Palestinian Committee On Women’s Rights
They specifically sought Weinstein for the role, given the his longtime exposure to the ways in which power is leveraged to disadvantage women. Los Angeles, October 17 – Influential Hollywood Mogul Harvey Weinstein agreed to accept chairmanship of a Palestinian ...
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