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The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...

At parties and other social gatherings, Oslo now avoids eye contact and interaction, preferring not to attend at all if possible. Oslo, October 23 – The Norwegian capital has grown to dislike its association with a much-hyped 1993 accord between ...

They specifically sought Weinstein for the role, given the his longtime exposure to the ways in which power is leveraged to disadvantage women. Los Angeles, October 17 – Influential Hollywood Mogul Harvey Weinstein agreed to accept chairmanship of a Palestinian ...

Pundits and analysts have had to pull information out of their rear ends in order to support a line of argument. Las Vegas, October 2 – Commentators across the political and ideological spectrum have adopted a rhetorical strategy regarding last ...

“A guy can’t do his part in the Final Solution without getting assaulted by accusations of Jew-hatred.” Oświęcim, Poland, September 27 – Security personnel at the busiest of the extermination camps in the Third Reich echoed the sentiments of British ...

“If previous UNGA performances provide any indication, Mr. Abbas will give other candidates a run for their money.” New York, September 19 – The Palestinian President’s tour-de-force acting performance in the role of a responsible, honorable human being and national political ...

The actors have described it as the most degrading experience of their lives. Los Angeles, September 14 – The cast of the hardcore sex scene that came to prominence yesterday after Senator Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” has finally experienced ...

“Of course the storms that do not hit human infidels directly also have a punitive and didactic purpose.” Miami, September 10 – As leaders of the Islamic State proclaim that the powerful storm striking south and central Florida represents divine ...

Initial popularity has proved promising, as most players do not even ask for prizes or prize tickets. Jackson, New Jersey, September 6 – One of the largest theme park operators in the world has installed a new feature in its gaming ...

“You can call us back when he begins budgeting thousands of dollars per month for each killer of a black person or immigrant, with the number of victims compounding the payment accordingly.” Charlottesville, August 30 – Officials in the Palestinian ...