Pundits and analysts have had to pull information out of their rear ends in order to support a line of argument. Las Vegas, October 2 – Commentators across the political and ideological spectrum have adopted a rhetorical strategy regarding last ...
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“A guy can’t do his part in the Final Solution without getting assaulted by accusations of Jew-hatred.” Oświęcim, Poland, September 27 – Security personnel at the busiest of the extermination camps in the Third Reich echoed the sentiments of British ...
Read More »Abbas Acting As Statesman At UNGA Not Eligible For This Year’s Emmys
“If previous UNGA performances provide any indication, Mr. Abbas will give other candidates a run for their money.” New York, September 19 – The Palestinian President’s tour-de-force acting performance in the role of a responsible, honorable human being and national political ...
Read More »Porn Actors In Clip Liked By Cruz Account Now Feel Dirty
The actors have described it as the most degrading experience of their lives. Los Angeles, September 14 – The cast of the hardcore sex scene that came to prominence yesterday after Senator Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” has finally experienced ...
Read More »ISIS: Hurricanes That Weaken Before Landfall Are God Punishing Zionist Sharks
“Of course the storms that do not hit human infidels directly also have a punitive and didactic purpose.” Miami, September 10 – As leaders of the Islamic State proclaim that the powerful storm striking south and central Florida represents divine ...
Read More »Six Flags Introduces ‘Punch A Nazi In The Mouth’ Game
Initial popularity has proved promising, as most players do not even ask for prizes or prize tickets. Jackson, New Jersey, September 6 – One of the largest theme park operators in the world has installed a new feature in its gaming ...
Read More »Palestinians: Trump Not Serious About Alt-Right Till He Offers Them Lifetime Pensions For Killing Blacks
“You can call us back when he begins budgeting thousands of dollars per month for each killer of a black person or immigrant, with the number of victims compounding the payment accordingly.” Charlottesville, August 30 – Officials in the Palestinian ...
Read More »Palestinians: Houston Flooding Caused By Open Israeli Dams
“Why should anyone be surprised that they would do the same to a US state with an actual city named Palestine?” Houston, August 28 – Political and media figures in the Palestinian Territories have determined who lies behind the flooding ...
Read More »To Show Brexit A Mistake, EU To Send Terrorists To Hit Britain
Senior EU officeholders adopted a proposal today to train Muslim immigrants to Europe in the use of firearms, explosives, and chemical weapons. Brussels, August 24 – European Union officials hoping to demonstrate to the United Kingdom the folly of its ...
Read More »Islamist Apologists Less Practiced At Excusing Murders Of Finns Than Of Jews
“A people under occupation has the right to… to…” trailed off Yolanda Knell Helsinki, August 20 – Pundits and politicians accustomed to explaining away violence against Jews as either overblown or justified have stumbled in their efforts to make the ...
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