“We support our party’s campaign and the media’s whipping up anger at the guy, but let’s remember it’s all just politics.” Mobile, Alabama, November 15 – As revelations of former Alabama State Supreme Court Judge Roy Moore’s sexual pursuit of minors ...
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Feed SubscriptionSarsour Launches #MeNeither Campaign After Racist Israeli Refuses To Grope Her
Within minutes, a dozen responses to the original post had come in. New York, November 8 – Brooklyn-based women’s and Muslims’ rights advocate Linda Sarsour accused Israel of racism today after an Israeli on the subway had the opportunity to ...
Read More »Britain Apologizes To Balfour For Palestinians
“By tolerating, even endorsing, then nursing, the Arab victim narrative, Britain betrayed Lord Balfour’s vision.” London, November 2 – In response to more than a year of Palestinian clamoring for an apology from Great Britain for the latter’s 1917 Balfour Declaration, ...
Read More »The Smiths To Reunite Just To Perform In Israel And Piss Off Roger Waters
The Smiths have collectively realized that their desire to stick it to Waters far outweighs their unwillingness to work together. London, October 25 – Legendary British indie band The Smiths will play together for the first time since 1987, in a series ...
Read More »City Of Oslo Regretting Its Name Attached To Failed Israeli-Palestinian Accords
At parties and other social gatherings, Oslo now avoids eye contact and interaction, preferring not to attend at all if possible. Oslo, October 23 – The Norwegian capital has grown to dislike its association with a much-hyped 1993 accord between ...
Read More »Harvey Weinstein To Lead Palestinian Committee On Women’s Rights
They specifically sought Weinstein for the role, given the his longtime exposure to the ways in which power is leveraged to disadvantage women. Los Angeles, October 17 – Influential Hollywood Mogul Harvey Weinstein agreed to accept chairmanship of a Palestinian ...
Read More »Pundits Trying Not To Let Lack Of Las Vegas Information Get In Way Of Wild Speculation
Pundits and analysts have had to pull information out of their rear ends in order to support a line of argument. Las Vegas, October 2 – Commentators across the political and ideological spectrum have adopted a rhetorical strategy regarding last ...
Read More »SS Death Camp Guards Bristle At Being Called Antisemitic
“A guy can’t do his part in the Final Solution without getting assaulted by accusations of Jew-hatred.” Oświęcim, Poland, September 27 – Security personnel at the busiest of the extermination camps in the Third Reich echoed the sentiments of British ...
Read More »Abbas Acting As Statesman At UNGA Not Eligible For This Year’s Emmys
“If previous UNGA performances provide any indication, Mr. Abbas will give other candidates a run for their money.” New York, September 19 – The Palestinian President’s tour-de-force acting performance in the role of a responsible, honorable human being and national political ...
Read More »Porn Actors In Clip Liked By Cruz Account Now Feel Dirty
The actors have described it as the most degrading experience of their lives. Los Angeles, September 14 – The cast of the hardcore sex scene that came to prominence yesterday after Senator Ted Cruz’s Twitter account “liked” has finally experienced ...
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