“We and the movement we represent have never been comfortable with Jews.” Washington, August 16 – Leaders of the DC Justice March have offered a compromise to Jews who cannot attend the event scheduled for the holiest day of the Jewish ...
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While the move carries little practical significance, supporters of Scar trumpeted their victory. Pride Rock, Serengeti Ecosystem, Tanzania, August 9 – The United Nations Education, Scientific, and Cultural Organization (UNESCO) designated this location as a site of Scar’s heritage today, striking ...
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“Any regime that opposes the West, especially the US, automatically gets inaugurated into the good-guy camp, and the more oppressive, the better.” Marmara, August 10 – Increasing tensions and heightened rhetoric between isolated North Korea and the United States has ...
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“Some of them might be haemophiliac,” worried Stratford Councillor Ann Tissemitt. London, August 2 – Representatives of Britain’s Labour Party today attributed the organization’s reluctance to take even token measures against party figures for espousing anti-Jewish positions, arguing that a ...
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“This does not bode well, not at all,” moaned a thin professor with flowing robes. Hogsmeade, July 26 – Flush with a sense of power and purpose after extracting concessions elsewhere, Muslims issued new demands today that the headmaster of ...
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“Who could ever agree to go through such humiliation as magnometers?” New York, July 24 – Delegates to the United Nations Security Council passed through devices to detect the presence of the metal in weapons and ammunition today, en route ...
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“Look at what Hamas has done, with only a fraction of our budget.” New York, July 19 – The Metropolitan Transportation Authority of New York will begin drafting children to conduct expensive infrastructure work, following the example set by the ...
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“The sense of nausea and dread is overwhelming,” confessed a staffer who asked not to be identified. Budapest, July 12 – Aides to philanthropist and political activist George Soros scrambled to perform damage control today after reports emerged that the ...
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“There are fringe groups, but you don’t have them taking over whole regions and recruiting thousands of like-minded fighters from far away. It’s bizarre.” Gary, Indiana, July 12 – Terrorism experts confessed today they cannot explain why tens of millions of Americans ...
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Jewish leaders expressed more puzzlement than outrage at the pastor’s assertion. Crown Heights, July 10 – A prominent figure in New York’s African-American community invoked the race riots of summer 1991 today, asserting that the Jewish State deserves the current ...
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