The president will thus seek to establish dominance in the interaction via the move, signaling his greater masculinity. Washington, May 17 – Aides to US President Donald Trump informed reporters today that when he meets Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu ...
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Feed SubscriptionPalestinian Attempt To Hijack Hogwarts Express Ends In Failure
The charms that protect the train carriages had caused the explosives some attackers were carrying to detonate. Hogsmeade, May 15 – Terrorists trying to take control of a magical train carrying students back to wizarding school in Scotland were unable ...
Read More »Israel Moving Embassy From DC To Mar-a-Lago
The move signals a new approach to Israel’s relations with all the countries who locate their embassies to Israel in Tel Aviv instead of Jerusalem. Jerusalem, May 10 – Amid a frenzy of speculation whether President Donald Trump will authorize ...
Read More »J-Street Staffer Unsure Whether To Wish Coworkers Happy Nakba Day
“Israel’s Independence Day must be a big deal for such a pro-Israel organization. People kept mentioning this Nakba thing in such solemn terms, I thought they were just still in the whole Memorial Day for fallen soldiers from the day ...
Read More »Death Eaters Issue ‘Political Document’ That Media Portray As Revision Of Anti-Muggle Ethos
While no section to that effect appears in the document, journalists, commentators, and political figures strove today to describe it as a fundamental change. London, May 1 – Followers of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named put out a a statement today they termed a ...
Read More »Media Keep Assuming First Lady’s Gender
“It seems the so-called progressive media reserve their progressive attitude only for those in the same part of the political spectrum as they.” Washington, April 27 – Associates of Melania Trump complained today of the consistent trend in reporting on ...
Read More »Rabbi Caught Embezzling Funds From Chillul Hashem Society
George Soros, the Rockefeller Foundation, the Ford Foundation, and the European Commission have provided annual grants to Chillul Hashem since 1997. New York, April 23 – Police arrested the deputy director of a non-profit religious organization dedicated to making Jews look bad, ...
Read More »Einsatzgruppen Bitter That Now Everyone Talking Only About Gassing
“What are we, chopped liver?” Babi Yar, Ukraine, April 12 – Members of the special mobile SS killing squads tasked with mass shootings of Jews, intellectuals, clergy, political leaders, Communists, and other groups deemed “undesirable” by the Nazis voiced resentment ...
Read More »Suspended For Year Over Hitler Comments, Livingstone Complains Wrist Bruised
To Livingstone, it is clear who must bear the blame for his suffering. London, April 5 – UK Labour figure and former Mayor of London Ken Livingstone claimed today that as a result of his token punishment for spouting antisemitism, ...
Read More »Activists To Undergo FGM To Show Feminist Opposition To Trump
“We may have no choice but to take our protests to the next level, whether it involves stoning blasphemers and adulterers or having women subjected to honor killings.” Washington, March 28 – In a bid to demonstrate that the president ...
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