It boils down to Muslims as victims being the ultimate axiom, and therefore Muslims retaining ultimate veto over everything lest it offend or oppress them further. Berkeley, June 29 – Proponents of a progressive environmental agenda face internal contradictions within ...
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Students already pursuing degrees for which such courses are a requirement will be given the opportunity to alter their degrees by taking courses on subjects such as Palestinian suffering. San Francisco, June 25 – San Francisco State University has announced ...
Read More »Arab Anuses Getting Callused By European Tongues
Incidence of callus-inducing Muslim-anus-licking by Europeans had held steady since the the First World War. Fez, June 21 – Medical officials in the Arab and Muslim world are reporting increased incidences of inflamed or callused epithelial tissue around the anal ...
Read More »Talmud Scholars Look To Hate Groups For Passages They Didn’t Know Existed
“I’m curious, and eager to examine those passages in the original Aramaic,” admitted Dina de Garmi of the University of Bologna, Italy. New York, June 14 – Experts in the body of Jewish law and lore called the Talmud voiced ...
Read More »Study: White Supremacism Behind Every Last Aspect Of Western Culture
The team looked at soccer hooliganism, microbreweries, film, the Scientific Method, paid vacations, fidget spinners, internet memes, museums… Berkeley, June 12 – New research by a team of anthropologists and historians has determined that not a single element of Western ...
Read More »Kerry: If Iran Already Had Nuke, Could Have Ended Tehran Hostage Crisis Sooner
“We can only wonder how casualty numbers would be different had the authorities in Tehran been able to strike with nuclear technology.” Washington, June 7 – Former Secretary of State John Kerry lamented this morning that the Islamic Republic of ...
Read More »WHO: AIDS Could Be Eliminated If Everyone Calls It Something Else
“The most effective solutions to complex problems are usually the simplest,” said WHO Director-General Tedros Adhanom. Geneva, Switzerland, June 3 – In an unexpectedly ambitious proposal, the World Health Organization announced this morning that it has formulated a plan to ...
Read More »Man Sensing Egypt Flag In Twitter Avatar Not Affecting Terrorism Levels
“Maybe there’s a magic formula for how many people have to change avatars and retweet the right things before the good guys win.” Plano, Texas, May 28 – A resident of this Dallas-area city has begun to suspect that repeated ...
Read More »CAIR Urges Adoption Of Law Defining Attacks On Jews As Self-Defense
“Muslims in the US cannot fulfill their sacred duty of dominating non-Muslims in the current political and legal environment.” Washington, May 24 – A leading advocacy group for Muslims in the US has begun lobbying legislators in several states to ...
Read More »Trump To Assure Netanyahu Of His Penis Size
The president will thus seek to establish dominance in the interaction via the move, signaling his greater masculinity. Washington, May 17 – Aides to US President Donald Trump informed reporters today that when he meets Israeli Prime Minister Binyamin Netanyahu ...
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